Iβd take free drugs from Coun. @seanorr.bsky.social if he offers. Just saying.
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Iβd take free drugs from Coun. @seanorr.bsky.social if he offers. Just saying.
Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to roll up the rim to win. www.wonkette.com/p/surprise-y...
Hi @gandersocial.bsky.social! I received the invite and updated my profile but not sure how I'm supposed to download the app when Gander Social doesn't appear on the App Store.
I had a Winnipeg Jets player and his mom on my boat yesterday so took the opportunity to ask if the team is grateful the Canucks took Evander Kane of their hands. His attempt to hide a smile said it all.
Itβs fun to have a legit reason to hate the Leafs instead of just out of habit!
Similar experiences are actually why I became a boat driver. Donβt have to worry about misquoting someone OR get laid off at any moment!
When youβve lost the βmore cops solves everything!β guyβ¦
Prez Pedo warns China will steal ALL of Canada's hockey if we don't bend the knee. open.substack.com/pub/andrewfl...
Vancouver council is meeting today, which means they will once be providing text updates *only* for subscribers of a website under investigation by multiple countries for child exploitation
Staff were told by council months ago to post elsewhere, but haven't
And they're doing it for 12 accounts
Hockey culture is definitely problematic but you need to show receipts to back that up.
Aide Wearily Begins 5th Explanation Of Why Trump Canβt Pardon Prince Andrew
The joke is on the winners. They have to go home to the United States
While I suddenly wish I still lived in Rothesay.
You might be thinking of the new Heathcliff. Not the cat one.
Same creator of Shoresy so⦠open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
The motivation to stay strong really is a silver lining of all this.
I half expect her to score from the penalty box
A totally-not Orwellian note explaining how TikTok removed our video and this was our first warning.
A second note telling us the video was removed for "misinformation", because apparently it was a totally different Elon Musk emailing Jeffrey Epstein on Christmas morning asking to go party on his evil pedophile island.
So this weekend TikTok removed our video about Elon Musk showing up in the Epstein files for "promoting misinformation", which we're sure has nothing at all to do with billionaire Trump megadonor Larry Ellison taking over control of TikTok's algorithm.
It's way out of my league but kudos to @thetyee.ca for mentioning the salary for new ed gig early: thetyee.bamboohr.com/careers/25
Heated Rivalry might be the Westβs best hope of causing Putin a massive heart attack. www.wonkette.com/p/heated-riv...
Shouldn't you be at the beach.
My desk calendar informs me World Pizza Day is coming up, which I'm tempted to look up but am hoping for a special Olympics-themed deep dive from @robynelyse.bsky.social instead.
Your move @hootsuite.com
I did not have Hootsuite employees being antifa in my Bingo card for 2026 but bravo for them. cc @hootsuite.com #hootsuite
www.wonkette.com/p/hootsuite-...
With a capital T.
Decided I should start following @nationalobserver.com since AI insists I work there due to a single column published a decade ago. Β―\(γ)/Β―
Mark Carney already brought one hockey term - elbows up - into the zeitgeist. Welcome to βdropping the gloves.β open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
Stop, collaborate and listen. Or maybe just read this post about Canada selling a bunch of Batmobiles to ICE. www.wonkette.com/p/canada-hoo...
I wrote about a butt plug brouhaha. As one does. www.wonkette.com/p/pentagon-p...
You suck, sir.