glow moss

Remember when large swathes of the population admitted that they hadn't considered cleaning their room until Jordan Peterson told them to

You say you find nazi imagery to be unacceptable and he looks at you like this

Helping my gf look for a car. I've decided that she needs a 2001 Sequoia

You can have this beer.

British Pokemon named Queuetwo

They really needed a win.

Brutal loss for Archibald's worldwide.

Be careful who you talk to about the Triads.

Psychics be like I foresaw this

My Computer Is Alive—And It’s Pissing Me Off

I'm not racist, I have sex with minorities!

Also as if Jewish people are not also capable of being right wing zealots and racists

It is completely fine that lots of people view having a nazi tattoo as a non-starter for being a public official. I would hope that that is the case actually

Developing a second soul that I intend to sell to Satan

Peasant with a 10,000-sq-ft hovel with a heated driveway, top-end coach he leases for 3 libri a month, flatbrim coif embroidered with the crest of the local jousting team, special bracelet with an enchanted gemstone that tracks his steps

Peasants zoomer son: Woah, you can talk!

Driving around with the entire family in the back and the mule too

I was hoping someone would have an answer like yours so thanks. It was good to read.

Nice.

How did peasants get to work. Did they walk

Millennial villain in a spy movie: Hey ummmmm quick question. Why won't you die???

Not sure

The classic

I forgot to put dark souls

White people tacos tonight

Just remembered something that I forgot to whine and cry about

The Don't Knower:
- doesn't know
- won't ever know
- has literally no idea
- has no clue

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