Just need to give the people what they want and make a Chocolate Milk Coke Zero
08.03.2026 17:57
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Just need to give the people what they want and make a Chocolate Milk Coke Zero
Gypsy Kings’ Hotel California was pretty good
Does Clippy look suspiciously like Charles Boyer
Simple: RFK Jr has gotten him hooked on massive testosterone supplements to keep his energy levels up, and it’s doing a number on his cardiovascular health. RFK’s turned him into a ticking blood bomb.
Comparing this administration to the Titanic is probably the most accurate metaphor Vance could have used.
Shapiro hasn’t “pushed” charter schools. He was in favor of a compromise with Republicans that had a small pilot school choice program in exchange for getting a budget passed, but ended up dropping the idea due to push back from other Democrats.
A bright green yard sign reading “Jesus Christ Coming Soon…”
*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
Foreign policy right now:
The only thing impeachment accomplished in 2021 was getting a bunch of anti-Trump Republicans to retire. In one case, Dems even ran ads supporting a pro-Trump primary opponent in order to move things along, and in other cases eliminated their seat through redistricting.
Hang on st. christopher through the smoke
and the oil
Buckle down the rumble seat
let the radiator boil
got an overhead downshift
and a two dollar grill
got an 85 cabin
on an 85 hill
The View made her an offer she couldn’t refuse
Actually….
I think getting an extra pair of pants when you buy a suit is a valid strategy, especially if they’re on sale!
If you don’t something nice to say, pull up a Shure SM7B
Yes. I have a bunch of flights coming up.
Recommendations..?
Come on man, it’s his translation of Jonah (with colocynth added back in)
Can’t believe I’ve never seen this before… @reevesgabrels.bsky.social
youtu.be/heuSXoXVky0?...
I’m a member of the Church of The Fashionably Late Saints.
I was once at a comic book store and the topic of the day was whether Superman could lift Thor’s hammer
How would you know this
Actually, don't answer that
@aptshadow.bsky.social Daughter tested positive for COVID last night, and now I feel like I’m on the Excavations team. (PS - saw you speak in Edinburgh two weeks ago!)
Hard to imagine RFK Jr being furious since he always has the crazy mad face
Via @status.news. Ah.
Exit through the gift shop
The one with Mike Myers
I wish this could be album titles as well.
“Band Going Out for a Light Jog”
I can’t wait to her track 5, “Ethel Kennedy”