Mr. Shidded Doo Doo Pants

Trump Take Borger

.@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social and I heard tell of so much of this stuff when we were reporting this story about the Epoch Times/Shen Yun/Falun Gong.

They all live on a compound and are encouraged to marry elders to stay in the country. Their existence is shocking.

www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

Eat shit bitch

After Max goes back to HBO Max, it goes back to being HBO, then Home Box Office, then Sterling Cable Network, then Manhattan Cable, as the grass grows back into the ground and we all marvel at Video Jukebox, George Carlin Specials and G-String Divas

Something IS happening.

The Democratic Party was more receptive to the fascist daughter of a war criminal than the progressive survivor of a school shooting. Not only that, but they're proud of it. It's the behavior that cost them an election and they're still smugly saying "daddy knows best, kitten" to their voters.

Buttger Turdman

it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman

It looks like he takes HGH daily, but never exercises so only his head gets bigger.

At the very least he’s got way more insight into how his generation feels towards politics than an 80yo millionaire who hasn’t left his mansion in a decade

disturbed sound of silence is the #1 song played at the funerals of guys who were shot and killed by police during domestic violence disputes

i am not a lawyer but when you're being detained by cops, the best course of action is to repeat the phrase "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"

i don’t care if he is ruining peoples lives he is the greatest artist of our time and should be allowed to do whatever must be done

Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.

That’s rad, but god if they followed with EVIL DEAD 2 I’d have died and gone to hell.

*Ethan & Hila Klein laughing maniacally about the Hasan CBP situation while their children roll around in doggie diarrhea*

Mainstream media needs to stop pointing out what "RFK Jr. gets right," because there are many, many trained public health officials who get the same things right without all the batshit crazy eugenics and woo.

I don't know how much longer a system where congress is so transparently bought and paid for that they dont even bother pretending to do anything for their constituents can continue to go on. It's so fucking embarrassing to live in a country that allows these people to safely walk around in public.

As an avid NYT reader I have a hard time seeing how this is honestly corrupt since no one’s wearing a Hamburgler costume and carrying a comically large bag labeled “BRIBES”

Goldeneye aged like donkey piss

nathan fielder (narrating): to truly feel the responsibility of airline captains, i needed to pilot the most important plane – air force one. but i couldn’t get the security clearance needed. so i went undercover as a qatari official and convinced the president i was gifting him a luxury boeing 747

Gotchu

an even simpler method:

Will Stancil asked me for a urine sample because he was thirsty

i emailed your boss screenshots of you dunking on my parasocial best friend’s absolute dogshit takes about star wars please respond

I bet that when you shit your pants you lick them clean

Dems know whats important: control through violence and surveillance is the future of capitalism.