Broke: dion is ultra magnus
Woke: dion is just dead
Bespoke: dion is roller
Broke: dion is ultra magnus
Woke: dion is just dead
Bespoke: dion is roller
βFor my kid, if she has to stop care, I fear for her mental well-being. Thatβs why I went to D.C.,β she said. βAnd I just felt like when I look at my kid in the eyes, years from now, I can say I did everything that I could.β
19thnews.org/2026/03/moms...
I often have thoughts and feelings
Never fall in love with any specific social media platform. They will all betray you or fizzle out (and most likely both).
Have some fun. Make some friends. Share some ideas. Do some good.
But never forget that they're all impermanent.
Wes Streeting should be prosecuted for crimes against humanity
That's why I'm so against ChatGPT. I'm against letting a machine do your homework for you. I think you should cling to Doing Your Homework Yourself like it's the last opportunity you have to liberate yourself from mental enslavement. Because it basically is.
Anyway shout out to Kai Cenat.
I think a lot of us millennials & older really take it for granted that we were the last of only a couple generations where there was an all-encompassing campaign to encourage literacy. Everyone used to agree upon it. There were commercials with your favorite celebrities just being like, "READ!"
They also made schools worse. To make you more manipulable.
But I don't wanna get into the details on all that right now.
Yes it was an effort led by Republicans. Yes it succeeded along the exact dog whistle laden line of thinking you are imagining. Yes it harmed us all.
James Talarico saying he loves trans kids
UNEARTHED: Texas Democrat admits to feeling LOVE, an emotion that is WOKE and GAY
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Trump knows he will die soon, is how I read this. There is no way he'd be speaking about somebody *else* getting the nomination in 2028 if he thought he'd still be around.
this guy loves making down payments on future 9/11s with other people's money
I'm guessing they read the headlines
The reviews used to justify this excluded nearly 97% of all studies from inclusion in their analysis. This is an absolutely obscene hatchet job by the NHS specifically created to eliminate access to hormones for trans youth.
The guy who voices Master Chief from the video game "Halo," who was featured in a White House meme video showing missiles blowing people up in Iran, calls it "disgusting and juvenile war porn" wapo.st/3NhffGm
You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldnβt get another penny from us.
Itβs laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.
GI Joe and Lanard Corps! figure photo. Shockwave and Bullet Proof assess Chopper from The Corps!, who is wearing a sleeveless outfit and brandishing a whip. They are standing in front of a cop car in an urban environment.
βYβknow, Shockβ¦ maybe thereβs something to this whole βdefund the policeβ thing after all.β
megatron cradling a bullet-ridden hank Hill in his arms, crying. remembering when they first met, hank Hill days "now i dont know about 'energon', but if you need a good energy source i can set you up with some propane" to which megatron replied "TELL ME MORE NOW"
my fortnite fan art
As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy
Oil prices up. Trump: "Woah woah War off, everybody"
Oil back down. Trum: "Okay war back on now"
Incredibly things are happening in the bulbasaur line
WTI crude is up 24% 187 upvotes 64 comments Inevitable-Scheme-38 1h Edited This is what we get for Abraham Lincoln not letting General Sherman absolutely shitface the entire South. This is what we get for letting Southerners vote in the first place. Get ready folks, the best is yet to come! The dumbest people in the US are the ones with all the voting power, yay!!
your average r/stocks poster now has "William T Sherman didn't go far enough" as a baseline, things are going Well for capitalism I see
Maybe they relied on AI to pick targets. But they bombed the school twice, hitting it again 40 minutes after the initial strike, in order to kill survivors and first responders. The mere *existence* of AI means no one has to be held responsible for this crime against humanity
the funniest part of this is, if that 12% is accurate (it's not), that's extremely normal, especially for a full conversion. most places would be thrilled at just a 12% click through rate!
this man does not know how a conversion funnel works, and is crying on the toilet over it lol
Trump: "I'm gonna fuck shit up"
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Trump haters: "He's gonna fuck shit up"
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Trump fans: "HE is gonna FUCK SHIT UP!!!"
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Trump fucks shit up
U.S. media and experts:
It's genuinely incredible how "listens to what Trump says and interprets it as a policy goal" puts you in the top 5% of Trump understanders
It is 2026 and you still don't realize that people communicate by sending images to each other? Are you on the first iPhone still?
Dawg, this website still can't DM an image. Every new "feature" is just the devs and company trying not to get yelled at and sent pictures of pig poop
You need to call your reps and demand that they OPPOSE:
-the KIDS Act
-KOSA
-the Screen Act
-Sammy's Law
-the App Store Accountability Act
And additionally, oppose:
-reforming/sunsetting Section 230
-online age verification/ID laws
www.congress.gov/members/find...
the vast majority of callouts that aren't about Actual Celebrities With Systemic Power just have no business whatsoever being made a concern of the public. it is a nuclear option being treated as the first port of call because it makes you immune from criticism and exempt from introspection.