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@ratherastory

Queer Canadian Quaker. Former Montrealer living in Ottawa. No chill. Prepping for Tuesday, because saving the world is unglamorous. She/her. I like my angels the way I like my coffee: COVERED IN BEEEEEEES!

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Clark is mad that his friend won't vote for him for class president even though his other friend nominated him as a joke and he hasn't even come up with a single independent idea of his own. I can't believe I'm siding with Chloe on this one, but she's right.

09.03.2026 10:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I actually think it's an interesting take that having mind-reading abilities would exacerbate a traumatized child's people-pleasing and slightly manipulative tendencies. (I'm on Episode 16 now.) It will never get mentioned again, of course, but I think it's a very plausible trauma response.

09.03.2026 09:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*lies on the floor*

3 hours to go, and it feels like forever.

09.03.2026 08:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have reached the point in my night shifts when my legs feel weird and don't want to hold still. It's so very fucking annoying.

09.03.2026 08:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also, I realize Kristin Kreuk was very technically an adult during filming, but I am very uncomfy at the fact they put an ostensible teenager in matching red lace bra/undies and had her jump in a swimming pool. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

09.03.2026 08:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The whammy flower episode's title is baffling for a show that's usually so on the nose with its naming conventions. I can't figure out why they called the flower Nicodemus. The two don't seem related at all.

09.03.2026 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speaking of Jonathan Kent, we are now in the "Dad has been whammied by a magic flower" episode. There is going to be so much second-hand embarrassment, I can TELL. /o\

09.03.2026 07:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lex Luthor REALLY wants Jonathan Kent to be his real daddy, and Jonathan wants nothing to do with him. I hope lots of people wrote fix-it fic for this stuff back in the day.

09.03.2026 06:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sunk cost fallacy, is my best guess, and they seem to function very much on a hope and a prayer that "everything will work itself out." But yeah, that boy is going to develop Krypto-cancer at this rate!

09.03.2026 06:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, Corin Nemec! Man, this show really has everybody. Same vibes as SPN, low-key. Just so many faces I know showing up for one episode and then never coming back. XD

09.03.2026 06:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If bad luck didn't exist, Lex Luthor wouldn't have any manner of luck at all.

09.03.2026 06:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unrelated, but I have a lot less patience now for actors who "do their own stunts" these days.

I know it's meant to be a flex, but for fuck's sake, let the stunt doubles get paid!

09.03.2026 06:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clark is going to LOVE moving to Metropolis as an adult. No Kryptonite anywhere! Compared to Smallville, where it's in the soil, the food, the walls, the PEOPLE, Metropolis is going to feel like a relaxing spa day.

09.03.2026 06:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! The best fanfiction happened because we were waiting between episodes and didn't actually WANT to wait!

09.03.2026 05:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's taking Whitney far too long to realize that getting together with a gang that uses magical tattoos to break into people's homes is a bad idea.

09.03.2026 05:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a grand time, that's for sure. Haven, Warehouse 13, Eureka... and all the others that I can't think of right now. I watched a lot more TV back then than I do now.

09.03.2026 05:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many problems could have been avoided if only Lex Luthor chose to go no-contact with his father.

09.03.2026 05:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I definitely won't even be finishing Season 1 before the end of my night shift. I'm only about halfway through.

09.03.2026 05:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me too. It was such a charming show.

09.03.2026 05:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, hey, it's that guy from that show that one time! ;) I know I've seen him in half-a-dozen things, and he always plays the same kind of character.

*checks IMDb*

Kavan Smith. I'm pretty sure I know him mainly as Deputy/Sheriff Andy from Eureka.

09.03.2026 05:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOT DAMN.

09.03.2026 04:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have the kind of neurodivergence that eschews most new shows as Too Much Novelty, and I work a lot of night shifts, so re-watches are a nice safe bet for me. :)

09.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I FUCKING LOVE KILLJOYS. And Warehouse 13, albeit far less than Killjoys. Killjoys is a fucking DELIGHT of a show! I've watched it several times.

09.03.2026 04:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I read The Hobbit when I was 7 and loved it. My father made the mistake of telling me Lord of the Rings was the sequel, and it was Not The Same. I didn't finish it and only picked it up again when I was 11.

09.03.2026 04:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit, you can tell this was before streaming, because how the hell did this show ever afford the rights to a U2 song in 2000?

09.03.2026 04:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Ashmores really are good-looking boys, aren't they? Damn.

09.03.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, which Ashmore is this? (How on earth do people tell them apart when they're not side-by-side? I am embarrassed.)

*hurries off to IMdB*

It's Shawn. Okay! Continuing in his proud tradition of being a mutant, I guess. :)

09.03.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Our friendship is going to be the stuff of legend."

See, this is how you end up with a very gay ship, show. No one is going to believe you're straight with lines like that.

09.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clark, watching the girl you secretly like through a telescope while she embraces her boyfriend is CREEP BEHAVIOUR. Shape up!

09.03.2026 01:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back to Smallville while I struggle to stay awake during this night shift.

Clark is doing a gross "nice guy" thing with Lana even though she already has a boyfriend and has told him she wants to be friends. Clark, bunny, this is a bad look for you. Stop it.

09.03.2026 01:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0