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We tried but were having a hard time getting it to load

I kept saying I hadn’t eaten anything this afternoon, then realized I had, in fact, eaten whipped cream off of *dolphin screech as I disappear in a puff of smoke *

The Master of Shearhaven and In the Dark of the Grove on a cutting board surrounded by eggs, bananas, lettuce, and a (fake!) bloody knife with the words Locally sourced artisinal horror on top and independent / non-corp / non-AI on the bottom

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Played basketball in the park today and there were a couple of emo teens hanging out in the slide. Nature is healing.

I’m still so sad we didn’t get more time with Frankie. What a great character.

Watching Spirited Away for the first time. We aren’t even 5 minutes in and I want to cry over how beautiful the colors are.

The Traitors Ireland is such chaotic, but excellent, television.

We are fine, to be clear. I was able to put it out quickly and the fire department came and cleared the house of further risk. But damn. What else?

Our heater caught on fire this morning. Really, which witch has it out for us?

Deal 💜

I feel this! Like I want to be around people, but I need there to be a moment of silence for recharging every half hour or so, otherwise my brain is cooked 😭

Told my therapist I wanted to work on being more social, but we went out with people yesterday and just received an invitation for today and my gut instinct was to find a lake to throw my phone in.

Also that literally any bad thing that happens to them is proof that Christians are the most persecuted group of people on the planet and it’s all a sign that the end of the world is near so they should give the church their money so it can save more people.

I wonder if he experimented with dudes at all in Mambo Numbers 1 through 4.

A 9-inch inseam??? I might as well buy pants.

If the mozzarella stick breading isn’t seasoned, what are we even doing?

Having a baby in the family is so weird because I haven’t seen my niece in a few months and I miss her, but she probably has no clue who I am now 😂

lol a couple of years ago, I think

If the twenty-something that dropped off my delivery from the dispensary called me “bro” instead of “sir”, am I young again?

Ready or Not 2: Here I Come - Wikipedia

Inspired by finding out she and Néstor Carbonell are both in this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ready_o...

(Also, hi 💜)

Is it technically a Ringer reunion every time Sarah Michelle Gellar looks in the mirror?

Out of Context Things Heard in Our House #751: “The first K (in 4K) really IS for knowledge.”

11pm is golden hour for my brain. I’m not more awake and alert at any other part of the day. 😂

Thank you!

Shirtless Latino man smiling and flexing one arm

I’ve lost 90 pounds as of this morning, so here’s a progress pic 😌

Out of Context Things Heard in Our House #388: “It (genealogy matching) is like credit offers - you’re pre-approved to be related to Melissa Joan Hart just by being white. They just need more info to confirm.”

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Out of Context Things Heard in Our House #388: “It (genealogy matching) is like credit offers - you’re pre-approved to be related to Melissa Joan Hart just by being white. They just need more info to confirm.”

Thank you! 😊

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