A gray cat stares up at the basketball game, amazed.
A cat is on a couch, riveted by the tv.
Oh nooo 😂 just got our second cat in a row who’d never seen TV before.
Husband, helpfully: That’s Zion… it’s ok… that’s Jalen Green
A brown cat is passed out in a laundry basket with one arm hanging over the edge.
Amelia must be protected at all costs. 🥰
He’s posting his pics from the parade route today on his insta stories right now
Genuinely delightful bc he wasn’t a guest or anything, just rode masked. Great to see him back in the city!
I guess that’s what he’s doing with his all star break. Amazing.
Wait CJ McCollum rode in Orpheus? I love this for him 😂
He was a victim of two bad ones in a row there
I think that timeout was solely to keep Queen from losing his shit. Like 2 assistant coaches and Yves Missi are trying to calm him down on the bench haha
Oh hell no, if he ever touches me, I’ll die
Marking myself safe from King Cake Baby for 2026 as it makes its last horrifying appearance at the arena
Did Poole lose Borrego’s dog or something? Damn
Missed Jose vs Fake Jose opportunity, very sad
I need to know if Reynaud and Missi are talking shit in French
He even kind of runs like him! Rushing at people aggressively. But taller of course
It’s confusing!
I hope all the people involved with this go to a special level of hell
It is very distracting that the Kings have a Fake Jose out there
Ooh do we get something if the Pels hold their opponent to under 50 at the half? Like one singular fry maybe?
Well holy shit. The rumors are true. Dejounte Murray is Actually Here.
First home game without Jose 😭
Husband: they’ve lost like 13 in a row.
Me: So you’re saying there’s a chance.
Husband: No.
*sighs in sadness, but I cannot resist posting…*
Alvarado thanked New Orleans before AD
We already have a G-League team in New Orleans.
Yeah my husband is like, Dejaunte should be back soon, and I’m like, oh I have just been assuming he’ll never play for us again
Currently eating a family size box of Oreos in my car, I love you Jose 💕😭
It’s been a year and all he does is post pics of himself on private planes and working out in gyms with everyone but this team, everywhere but here. It’s not good.
Pelicans are 1st team all worst vibes lol
Record-setting 67 players moved over this NBA trade deadline week. Pelicans traded a lone player -- fan favorite Jose Alvarado, which weakened team already devoid of positive performers.
For a city desperate for positive vibes, now going on 2 years, this has to classify as extremely disappointing.
I’m buying like 3 Whitman’s Samplers and eating them right now.
Ok well I have to go CVS on Elysian Fields to pick up a prescription. I hope no one else needs cookies bc I will be buying them all for emotional support. Thanks, Pelicans.
