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Bette Davis eyes. Make movies. Comb cats. Michigandery. WGAW. I'm with UTA and XYZ.

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Tom Steyer is running Abolish ICE campaign ads, so I feel like the bar for becoming governor of California is a bit higher than in previous elections.

06.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
brianmcginnisnc
Brian McGinnis' wife has
NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital.
He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries.
Legal counsel has also been denied access.
A Marine veteran.
A firefighter.
A father of four.
And his family still cannot see him.

brianmcginnisnc Brian McGinnis' wife has NOT been allowed to see him in the hospital. He is currently awaiting surgery for severe injuries. Legal counsel has also been denied access. A Marine veteran. A firefighter. A father of four. And his family still cannot see him.

so apparently Brian McGinnis has been denied access to both his family and legal representation since a sitting senator broke his arm

06.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 1208 πŸ” 582 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 38

I feel like they're saying that they get to decide when we've "won" the war, so Trump can walk away from it and save face as it goes south, but we just killed 160 little girls, and I don't think he's going to get to just walk away this time.

06.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m convinced the religious nuts in the government told trump he could get to Heaven if he started the war with Iran, and I also think he is already bored with it.

06.03.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 146 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 2

Putin and literally all of our enemies every day since Trump took office

06.03.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 381 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

I will vote for the people who run on seizing his assets.

06.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix was airing Dubai tourism ads on every commercial break and now…

06.03.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They fund it in Gaza. They're doing it to Venezuelan fisherman. They're doing it in Iran. They're doing it in the streets and in concentration camps to immigrants in the US. They've done it to US citizen protestors on the streets in Minnesota.

There are no limits to what they are capable of.

06.03.2026 13:31 πŸ‘ 890 πŸ” 210 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 8515 πŸ” 4116 πŸ’¬ 500 πŸ“Œ 593

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 8774 πŸ” 1989 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 34

wapo is going to have majority bad takes now, idk what to tell you all. that's just who they are.

06.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

These people are not living in the same world we are; they have already determined that humanity is a lost cause, and they are on the side of their imaginary AI deity, and they should not be taken seriously, they should be ridiculed mercilessly.

06.03.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

My cat thinks I am the heating pad.

06.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta wonder how those baby boomer men would have answered these questions in their youth compared to how they’re answering now, on their second marriages.

06.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ok I finally watched Strip Law and the home school kids got me

06.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every person who has Rahm's number in their phone should have their phone confiscated.

06.03.2026 03:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please god let this end the funniest possible way

06.03.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 262 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Nothing has ever happened less than this.

06.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

Quite the headline from People.com

people.com/trump-says-i...

06.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1670 πŸ” 494 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 140
05.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 2073 πŸ” 478 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 14

It’s so fucking sick that we have to go through the charade that the country actively bombing another country, Israel and the US only, might not be responsible for any specific bombing. β€œYou never know!”

06.03.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

I've studied this region for years and I think something that gets lost all too often is that we're dealing with a culture where it's considered very upsetting to murder hundreds of children with a missile

05.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

This photo feels like you're sitting across from two Austrians with some interesting ideas about skull shapes that they would love to discuss with you.

05.03.2026 23:21 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 308 πŸ” 66 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Inside Kristi Noem are two wolves, and she managed to shoot both of them.

05.03.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna start adding "living" as a clarifier.

05.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats may not be able to prevent Mullin's confirmation, but they can certainly turn his track record of offense and stupidity into two days of televised humiliation so spectacular that he is wounded in Trump's eyes from day 1. That is the job.

05.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 7254 πŸ” 1999 πŸ’¬ 154 πŸ“Œ 88

ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect

05.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 6151 πŸ” 1260 πŸ’¬ 141 πŸ“Œ 40

Mullin is fucking terrifying but he needs to be confirmed while the DHS shutdown is in play despite whatever the prez posted

05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0