Ethan Whistle While You Work (to dismantle Fascism)

This Jurassic Park Xfinity ad completely fails to engage with the underlying thesis of its source material. In this talk, I will

Paracord culture is just macrame for dudes send tweet

Here's a template model you can use, if you'd like to print your own!

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two men are standing next to each other on a soccer field . Alt: Roy Kent yells "WHISTLE" on a soccer pitch, standing next to Coach Beard, from Ted Lasso

FREE COMMUNITY PROTECTION WHISTLES CUSTOMIZED WITH LOCAL ICE RAPID RESPONSE HOTLINE PHONE NUMBERS

DM me for details. Can produce ~200/day and will ship anywhere in the US.

#whistles #ice #rapidresponse

A small keychain whistle, 3D printed, in black that says “THIS MACHINE KILLS FaSCStS” in pink.

A small keychain whistle, 3D printed, in black that says “THIS MACHINE KILLS FaSCStS” in pink embossed lettering. Alternate perspective.

Willing to pay for shipping myself to get hundreds of whistles customized with an area’s local rapid response network hotline number out to those who will distribute them.

Pay for shipping after the fact (once you receive them) and I’ll send you a few. DM if interested.

#Superbowl Prep: Adding the Santa Clara County ICE Rapid Response Network hotline number to a whistle model, and printing as many as possible.

DM me if you want the .3mf file (made in Bambu Studio)

I should have clarified: its for the clogged kitchen sink, after Unnamed Family Member put banana peels down the garbage disposal. Host devastated to realize this means no dishwasher.

Achievement unlocked: Christmas Eve plumber call at 6pm prior to dinner

How on Earth is this NOT Citroën?

I've been completely offline all day at work, now to take a big sip of coffee and check Bluesky after what I'm sure has been an uneventful day in the doldrums between the end of the season and bowls starting

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Knife to a gun fight sheesh

A stock pot full of to-be-stock ingredients. Visible are several turkey bones, an orange halved, rosemary, shallots, onion, and garlic

/sack time voice

STOCK TIME

Penn State entered the season #2 coming off a deep(ish) playoff run, now in a dogfight with Rutgers for bowl eligibility under an interim coach

Life comes at you fast.

2 safeties stand between us and the funniest possible outcome

They’re playing NIN at the bump! @janecoaston.bsky.social its a sign

Ryan Day, looking very concerned.

Ryan Day looking like he's about to cry as they fail to punch it in with 6 tries inside the 3 and it starts to snow is incredible

"Not again...no no no this is just like the nightmare no no not again"

Just for men John Cooper welcome to hell

Trent Reznor asking the crowd if they’re here to have a good time meme

Alright let’s go blue

Arch completely convinced they’re going to the playoff as the announcers repeat “I don’t think they’re going to the playoffs” is a Curb Your Enthusiasm bit

this might be the last time I can post this 🫡

Big if true

man, I can barely even remember the last time a team with a trash QB took a 13-10 lead on its biggest rival on Thanksgiving weekend

It’s easy to get mixed up what with all the consecutive times Michigan beat Ohio State

Craig I’m sorry to report that 42-27 was the score when Michigan beat Ohio State in 2021.

You’re thinking of the time Michigan beat Ohio State 45-23 in 2022.

This is NOT to be confused with the times Michigan beat Ohio State 30-24 in 2023 or 13-10 in 2024.

Now THAT’s a blood week