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Thank you!

06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: I should drive up to the AWP book fair tomorrow.
Also me: πŸ‘€

06.03.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My sister on the phone talking about a wider family issue: β€œIt gets worse, kind of.”

06.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hold my beer

06.03.2026 13:58 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2

George Costanza move.

05.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Billionaire-owned media celebrating the industrial slaughter of human beings by machines as a wondrous leap forward.

05.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 368 πŸ” 115 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4
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Found this on the Community Center Bookshelf and let me tell you what.

04.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure! I’ll dm my text #

04.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Midway through a crucial work meeting, Brad informs Steve that the local pub landlord is in reception and wants to discuss his bar tab.

03.03.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 342 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Yours Truly oh my God fuck off.

04.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf [wealthy, powerful people] can get us to accept that the future’s already settled, AI is already here, the end is already here, then we will create that for them. My most daring idea is to refuse.” β€” @tressiemcphd.bsky.social

04.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 3151 πŸ” 898 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 22

Love that one!!

04.03.2026 13:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Bluesky

04.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œLook, beloveds. Across the vast, forbidding sweep of the publishing savannah, there is only one creature who ever works for free: the author.”

04.03.2026 12:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hiβ€”I’m driving back to DC after that pickle bar off site and happy to give you a lift. Not returning til Sat thoβ€”

04.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The plan

03.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He said, β€œAny military members seeking to take advantage of their subordinates by advancing their blood-soaked, Christian nationalist wet dreams upon the flames of this latest non-Congressionally sanctioned attack against Iran, should be swiftly, aggressively and visibly prosecuted.”

03.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A friend tells me I need to see this!! My current rec is Nirvana the Band, The Show, The Movie. It just keeps going wait, what, no, don’t, oh okay, ha ha. A lot of fun.

02.03.2026 13:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going forward I would like to have Dana from The Pitt make all important decisions concerning the United States. Thank you for your attention in this matter.

02.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Of course. No one wanted this war. They wanted food and health care and energy prices to go down. Now all those things will cost more.

It's a war of folly by a doddering old man who likes when things blow up and needs to distract us from the child sex ring he's connected to.

02.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 11180 πŸ” 3647 πŸ’¬ 612 πŸ“Œ 239
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Sure, asshole. Keep up the good work.

02.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My exemption in The War on Cars

01.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Next up, @aaronburch.bsky.social’s book about it.

28.02.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 16322 πŸ” 5053 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 103
Joni Mitchell - Coyote (Official Audio)
Joni Mitchell - Coyote (Official Audio) YouTube video by Joni Mitchell

His ancestor founded Germantownβ€”there’s a statue of him there. You can get an idea of Jaco’s genius here (and lots of other places but this might be the most well known).

youtu.be/LsJunrvPw_g?...

27.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jaco Pastorius β€” he grew up in Florida but was born in the Philly area.

27.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

See now this how it goes when you keep company with vampires. You either become one of them or are left bloodless and dead for the dogs to devour. Congrats.

27.02.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thought β€œAre you sure” meant the doctor might not be sober.

26.02.2026 16:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0