samantha

do you get paid to be this obtuse

we’re watching some of the insanest fans to ever do it

dick game so bad she killed herself

I think the fact that this is gaining traction again says a lot about where everyone's head is right now.

if you think polymarket bets on war are bad, wait til you find out how many in Congress are invested in defense contractors

SMUT FROM COMMUNISTS

Some excellent headlines from the April 1963 National Eagle, the Portland, OR newspaper edited by the future chair of the Oregon Republican Party.

being trans is humiliation but not even in the fun kink way

threeway with two duck girls and a goose girl

I'm reminded that sometimes the Kindle Chinese dictionary glitches and pronounces Chinese words like an American

bad bad kitty

please give me ugly for not making that ugly lesbian flag

joking to my gf about how I’m a brick except she doesn’t know I’m not joking

are you sure you don’t live in portland

The clogs are cute and good for your feet

finally there’s a creature type in mtg to represent my bottom surgery fears

where is justice for Nurul Amin Shah Alam? when will those charged with holding the guilty accountable demand that justice?

3 months

cumtown bit irl

tbf I would feel the same way in that forest

Cash out begins

What if instead of “take pills” by panda bear he was singing about wanting someone to suck dick

I’m gonna play mewgenics today :3

Nick Mullen voice: what if Roko's Basilisk,,, was gay and Chinese?

call me a defensive driver the way I never pass

Love is giving someone a plasma referral bonus

My trans phlebotomist when I was donating plasma complimented my outfit and asked for my estrogen dose was she hitting on me

people are freaking out about how abbot from the Pitt is a cop. To those people, I will remind them that it is a tv show.

a group of women are making funny faces in a crowd . ALT: a group of women are making funny faces in a crowd .

starting work on the 16th and finding out your first paycheck isn’t until march 10th

increasingly clear the 'AI' industrial complex is just a black hole that will devour all of Earth's resources unless we stop it