Jeffrey Lebowski🏴‍☠️🍺💙

Morning coffee with my granddaughter.
RFK Jr and his MAHA minions be damned. They’ll pry my Dunkin’ coffee flavored coffee from my cold, dead hands.

The hibiscus assure me all danger of frost is past. Winter evaporated quickly.

Its become increasing difficult to determine when they're being stupid on purpose.

Massie on Newsmax: "We're not getting the answers we need from Pam Bondi. I just spent 3 hours at the DOJ this week looking at the unredacted files. And I'm finding evidence of files they haven't released yet." (Note that the Newsmax anchor agrees with him!)

I’m a hard pass on the whole Armageddon thing.

Dumb-as-a-Box-of-Hammers Markwayne Mullins' name sounds like a NASCAR driver who lost the car but kept the sponsorship patches.

Kristi Noem fired.

Noem found out she was fired the same way everyone else did...by refreshing Twitter with a cup of coffee and a growing sense of dread. ☕📱

Moskowitz: "Let me congratulate the former Homeland Security Secretary on her appointment to be the Shield of Americas, which I'm pretty sure the president came up with when he watched the last Avengers movie"

Or America going communist. The Big Red Scare in 1919.

Kristi should take some comfort that she didn’t end up like her poor dog for being crazy and out of control.

Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it’s good she’s gone.

But this doesn’t change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota.

Paxton is the kind of evil SOB that would sabotage Cornyn if he loses. Of course the converse may be true also. I expect these two scorpions to go scorched earth on each other.

Buried in the "fog of war" are reports that 47,635 files were removed from the Epstein files that were made public by the Justice Department in accordance with the Transparency Act..

Cricket’s revenge.

Methinks that plane needs a thorough disinfecting

He’s going to find out the first time he flies with Markwayne and gets summoned to the executive sleeping room for a private meeting.

Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?

All REAL Americans have double first names.

He has a lot of experience with that.

Not sure why Libertarians are anxious.
Oh wait, they were under the assumption the GOP would reduce government.

Excuse me while I guffaw.

Now Senate can put hold on Mullin until Dems DHS demands are met

Pretty bold to say he’s the dumbest when Tuberville is still in office.

Capitol Hill panic meter:
Level 1: Concerned
Level 2: Deeply concerned
Level 3: Appearing on cable news before breakfast

“The Shield of the Americas?” Does Corey Lewandowski transition over with her?

My current enemies are not in Iran, they’re in the Epstein Files.

well I guess she’ll have to go back to fucking that guy on privately-funded planes

I’m no politician, but I don’t think “this war is illegal” resonates nearly as well with the general public as “this war makes no sense.”