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Making really big computers, won’t go to Mars until it’s unionised. He/Him

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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

14.03.2026 01:00 👍 2264 🔁 322 💬 101 📌 33
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Taylor Brown is set to become the first openly trans woman to lead a New York City office.

Zohran Mamdani has appointed her the Director of his newly-announced Office of LGBTQ+ Affairs.

13.03.2026 22:50 👍 1859 🔁 371 💬 19 📌 20

THIS IS AN ELECTRIC CAR, OFFICER
*opens bonnet*
SEE THE BATTERY?

14.03.2026 02:30 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

One of the things you may not notice about the new Star Trek shows is how contemporary actors fit the post scarcity society of The Federation better than ToS.

Most of the new actors did not suffered deprivation, nor post war injury, or smoking or leaded fuel & paint.

They even are less aged.

14.03.2026 02:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, that’s in there but they’re all ashamed and don’t talk about it

14.03.2026 00:59 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Digitally smashed up and blurred image of a “New Zealand Made” sticker. Rounded triangle stroke with abstract red kiwi above the text.

Digitally smashed up and blurred image of a “New Zealand Made” sticker. Rounded triangle stroke with abstract red kiwi above the text.

NZ has the capability to rapidly spin up bioplastics, Harakeke-sourced carbon composites, et al in local supply chains.

Paranoia over the oil feedstock is really just doomstanning for status quo lazy boys on boomer boards. Question is whether the country will use that capability to build capacity.

14.03.2026 00:27 👍 21 🔁 7 💬 2 📌 0

No. It's healthcare.

13.03.2026 23:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Hard Life Lessons from the Land of Q Clearances - Funranium Labs In an ongoing effort to share helpful things in life about topics other than delicious coffee & beer, I want to take a moment to discuss something that effects all of us, every day. First, let us revi...

Because sometimes I need a reminder of how to step back from the brink and maybe you do too. DON’T BECOME A WAR THUNDER FORUMS VICTIM! www.funraniumlabs.com/2011/12/life...

23.11.2024 23:38 👍 257 🔁 45 💬 19 📌 10

A kinder way to put it would be to say its gender affirming healthcare. I'm sure that would upset her less than shaming her weight changes.

13.03.2026 22:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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What is this? Are they trying to just make Nicola Willis pm for the hard stuff? #NZPol

13.03.2026 19:29 👍 38 🔁 4 💬 16 📌 1

Dammit, your comic is going to descend into a clown show.

....sexy sexy clowns.

13.03.2026 22:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Most teens on social media pre-ban are still on those platforms, new data suggests Data provided to Crikey by parental monitoring company Qustodio shows usage among under-16s during the first three months of Australia's teen social media ban dropped only marginally more than the…

Exclusive: Teen social media use barely budged after Australia's ban, new data shows.

www.crikey.com.au/2026/03/13/t...

13.03.2026 04:57 👍 156 🔁 69 💬 19 📌 72

Hey look we all had fun mocking the government's Fuel Lockdown traffic light system yesterday but in the cold morning light let us not overlook how their levels scheme replaced what would normally be level 'Green' with level 'Blue'.

The famous blue-yellow-orange-red colour progression

13.03.2026 22:40 👍 56 🔁 14 💬 10 📌 0

They like Red is bad

13.03.2026 22:52 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Cars consistently vote for National, but not those bloody woke EVs

13.03.2026 22:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My "in New Zealand, cars are citizens" theory of politics remains absolutely undefeated.

17.11.2025 19:37 👍 29 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 1

Well, there’s not just not being able to afford it, but will there be one available in months and months?

How screwed will you be if stocking or shipping is still disrupted?

13.03.2026 21:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am within a fleeting period of time where I can technically afford to buy a paper stack cutter. I won't need one for months and months, but by then I won't be able to afford it.

Do I just... do it. Buy it now. Invest now for book making later.

13.03.2026 21:14 👍 18 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

I have a pony

13.03.2026 09:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How are the wingnuts and cookers going to protest fuel restrictions by occupying parliament grounds if they can’t drive there

13.03.2026 09:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But really: Just let the petrol price go up for god's sake. It's a terrible system for resource allocation, sure, except for all the others.

13.03.2026 08:02 👍 28 🔁 5 💬 5 📌 0
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Sending this to the Beehive...

13.03.2026 08:16 👍 82 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 1

Day 68 of fuel restriction level 4: Chris Bishop announces at 1pm that gas bbqs can only be used to cook steaks to medium rare or bloodier.

13.03.2026 07:16 👍 107 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 2

Doc: talks to me, asks me many questions and then starts talking about medication options

Me: wait so you think I have ADHD? You think the previous doc’s assessment that I have adhd is correct?

Doc: yes absolutely. Do you not agree?

Me: No I’ve just thought I’m a bad person and lazy 🥺

13.03.2026 08:41 👍 72 🔁 1 💬 9 📌 0
NZ Railways poster c.1980, promoting that Rail Freight is 4x more fuel efficient that road freight, and the NZ Railways is the 'Great New Zealand Energy Saver' 

Pictures is a DC locomotive hauling a freight train past some farms

NZ Railways poster c.1980, promoting that Rail Freight is 4x more fuel efficient that road freight, and the NZ Railways is the 'Great New Zealand Energy Saver' Pictures is a DC locomotive hauling a freight train past some farms

During the last Oil Shock in 1979 NZ Railways was touted as the 'Great NZ Energy Saver' being far more fuel efficient in carrying freight compared to road freight.
While still true, we've lost the sidings & the small to medium goods freight service we had in 1979. Time to look to the past for ideas?

13.03.2026 05:13 👍 67 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 3
Badge. Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards.

Badge. Thou may ingest a satchel of Richards.

13.03.2026 07:27 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

We've been at Level 1 four days too long. I demand an inquiry.

13.03.2026 06:30 👍 36 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

Pandemic comms were sooooo good they’re going to misuse it foreeeeveerrr

13.03.2026 06:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuel emergency level system: What happens at each stage, where are we now, are car bans included? There are four levels, similarly to the Covid alert system.

OH MY GOD THEY'RE DOING PANDEMIC LEVELS FOR FUEL

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

13.03.2026 04:37 👍 213 🔁 68 💬 31 📌 27

I’d like it to succeed, so we have a choice of datacentres that isn’t Auckland and slightly-to-the-left-of-Auckland

13.03.2026 06:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0