State Registered Level 3 Computer Fondler

I have come here to eat nothing but movie theater popcorn until I shit my pants and chew bubblegum... and the bubblegum is also movie theater popcorn

social media staffers are as much parasites as landlords are

it literally rocks that if you say a fucking word to the staff on here they get the glint in their eyes and start carrying on about Degenerate Fetishist Gooners. just break the glass and take out the actual slurs please. youve earned it, with all the work you do telling the computer to make the site

Schumer isn't cowardly, inept, or incompetent. He's doing exactly what he's paid to do, and he's very good at it, which is why he's been in elected office for decades.

Understand this: Schumer doesn't work for you. Everything he does advances the interests of the people that own him.

Same. Its the one thing I can hang onto in this whole mess -
I didnt vote for Either of the Genocide Supporting/Arming Fascists. Never will.
Abolish ICE/Deportations, Defund&De-arm IsntReal, end all aid to Ukraine, free Maduro, Universal Healthcare&Housing&Education, - Bare Minimum to get my vote.

Liberals are saying this like anything was happening in terms of the files. There were no riots. Nothing was being done. Why is distraction even needed

There will be no change to the status quo in the western world until people understand this fact

There is no amount of whining, begging, pleading, or protesting that can replace what just a single pound of gunpowder can do when applied correctly

they replaced her with someone arguably worse

all the bad guy did was take his pawn off the board and replace them with a different one

you are still begging evil to merely be gentle when the obvious answers to the problem scare you too much

steve-o folded like a cheap suit the moment there was any pushback man. so many people who get praised for being trans allies just end up grinning and agreeing the moment somebody calls us terrorist perverts. i know it is silly to be disappointed in a guy who stapled his balls once, and yet

New Bluesky features patch notes:
- 2 factor authentication is now live
- ui tweaks for performance improvement
- fixed stuck profiles
- god our users are dorks
- just the biggest dorks
- just conspiracy-brained gooner dorks
- I hate them so much
- I wish they'd all die
- fuck users
- new app icon

The lady on the HOA board that tells you to mow your lawn vs Charon the boatsmen on the River Styx

Windows 14 rumored to have a free trial with no limit on playtime all the way up to level 70, including the award winning expansions "Heavensward" and "Stormblood," sources say.

RELEASE THE TRAINS! YouTube video by AI sponge clips but they're completely unhinged

"AI has its uses"

Yes as a really funny schizophrenia simulator apparently

youtu.be/kBHg832c_6I?...

RUN THE NAZIS OUT OF NYC March 7 Gracie Mansion Self-proclaimed nazi, Jake Lang plans to hold a hate rally at noon to "stop islamification" in NYC. We will be there. We will not let him. Muslims are welcome in New York. Nazis aren't. Meet up at 11:00 East End Ave & 88th St

A flyer is now circulating for folks to counter white supremacist Jake Lang, who’s organized an extremely bigoted stunt outside Gracie Mansion (likely just for the purpose of instigating violence and raising his profile).

Lang will likely be joined by a gaggle of fascists + a ton of cameras.

"Bluesky is an echo chamber"

Well clearly you've never skeeted that orc dick is better than elf dick.

Seattle community pickup found a 12-inch strap-on the other day

Colorful text over a cartoon landscape reads: "Starbucks is the biggest violator of labor law in modern history." The scene is vibrant and playful.

Did You Know?…

Starbucks is the largest labor violator in modern history

therealnews.com/starbucks-is...

@sbworkersunited.org

WhyBskyTeam: welp, got my dick stuck in the toaster again fml this always happens to me

<a few posts later>

WhyBskyTeam: WELL WELL WELL looks like the kinkshamers have arrived. people acting like they've never wanted to fuck their toaster before, that's cute. you dipshits just don't get it.

Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news.

I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in.

Please DO NOT send hate to anyone!

If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.

keep posting through it

“do y’all like censorship & emotionally stunted devs who permaban users based off vibes & feelings? well—“

oh sick the MLYP guy is here

The KFC firelog video had me fucking dying bro

I fucked that up:

"You give people who are deprived of agency without understanding why they were deprived of it in the first place, a sliver of it, a mere facsimile of agency or power, back to them in the form of a title or position of "authority" and they will become tyrants immediately"

I understand that we can't have a completely unmoderated social media platform but there HAS TO be a happy medium between total "anarchy" and the modern day equivalent of the mean girl's table at a High School in the worst fucking movie you have ever seen.

those "poorly drawn cartoon pfps" are keeping your stupid site alive

@why.bsky.team says "It's always the 'artists' with poorly drawn cartoon PFPs

There's probably a more pathetic person on this platform than @why.bsky.team, but I'm not interested in trying to find them.

no it's very very simple because we see the phenomenon replicated on Reddit and Discord

You give people who are deprived of agency without understanding why they were deprived of it in the first place and you give them a sliver of it back and they will become tyrants immediately