I grew up in NJ and couldn’t wait to leave the state. I moved to NY, got married, had a child, and NJ became an option to have more space and pay not NY prices. Not only am I glad I came back, I’m proud to live here. And Bruce is an excellent example of the heart of the state.

My wife has a heart of gold. Literally. Her father was a jeweler who fancied himself a heart surgeon.

It’s fitting that radical left scum and rebel scum from Star Wars are so similar. Anyhoo, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays from some scum.

I made a dang a** cherry pie!

He should be purple he’s so full of sour grapes.

New f*cking Jersey, baby! So proud to be from NJ.

Eyeglasses are great if you’re looking to spend 80% of your day cleaning something.

Stop believing the worst about yourself.

The guy nervously shouting “Marco” as he searched fo his son in the supermarket didn’t find my “Polo” response nearly as funny as I did.

I have COVID for the third time. I was vaccinated for the first 2 and symptoms were very mild. I didn’t get vaccinated this time and the symptoms are brutal. Get vaccinated.

You don’t decide to be a writer once. You decide to be a writer every day.

The difference between me liking someone and me hating someone is that at some point I may stop liking someone.

Your profile says democracy defender. You sure about that?

6 wins away wasn’t close enough? Grateful to Thibbs and the culture he brought to the Knicks.

We don’t know each other at all, but for some reason I started following your sobriety journey and it really inspires me. I haven’t pulled the plug on drinking completely but I have cut back and believe I will ultimately stop based on stories like yours.

Yeh, as a long term #Knicks fan, I’m nervous right now. But I also just walked past 2 different sets of people talking about them in a gym in NJ and that’s not something that happens regularly. This team is making noise.

What a win. What a team. Go Ny, go Ny, go!

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

Cory Booker- the antidote to NJ jokes.

TIL that Rusty is short for Rusticular

Based on the replies l, it looks like there a lot of fed workers on @bsky.app

I just wanted to say THANK YOU. I can't imagine the shit you are going through right now

Thanks for your service to our country

Same vibe.

Time for a new political party that isn’t afraid to make a move.

The biggest bootlicker in the history of humanity.

Why are you playing with fire?

Bridges! My jaw dropped! Knicks!

Two day work week (because I already worked Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday)!

Loving the Knicks defense tonight. New York Gritty!

Hello, bluesky folks! I’m hoping to grow my list to 100 (currently 60). I like to make jokes and hate fascism. Either one is a solid reason to follow!