Pádraic Ó Súilleabháin

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Daylight Saving Time Count Rugen from the movie "The Princess Bride" saying, "We've just sucked one hour of your life away. Tell me, and remember, this is for prosterity, so be honest. How do you feel?"

It is time. Again.

Email from president of SJSU detailing suit against Federal Gov't.

Email continued.

Email concluded.

I am proud of my university.

I initially shared this, not knowing it was a Claude screenshot (because, having never used Claude, I didn’t know what Claude screenshots looked like), and since I’d seen similar claims in other sources I assumed this was journalism. But I should have checked it before sharing. Apologies, all.

I don't know what this is a screenshot of. I don't know its source. Several people are claiming it's AI generated text. Thing is, unless you're willing to offer a link to a source with your screenshotted text, I'm gonna treat anything it says as automatically sus. It's 2026. We had links in 1996.

If human rights are limited to certain groups, they are not really human rights, are they?

I truly despise the fact that our military is being run like they're streaming Call of Duty on Twitch.

Beyond this,I hate that people still treat Singal as a journalist. He crossed over from journalist to activist ages ago.

I think he's mainly going John Wick on her because of the dog, which, understandable. I wish it wasn't only retiring Republicans who grow spines.

Tapping the sign.

The guy puts the rube in Rubio.

I've been saying for the last thirty years that the G.O.P. sees 1984 as an instruction manual and not as a warning.

They are literally running with “we have always been at war with Eurasia.” Unreal.

I don't bother taking to people who can't read.

Easy block. He obviously never talks with himself.

I haven't played since Warlords.

A thing I think about the Billionaire right’s consolidation and growing stranglehold on US media is that you can’t spend decades training the public that the media is untrustworthy and full of lies and a biased useless fake news machine and then expect people to suddenly trust it once you take over

Conservatism is the desire to make everything old new again.

He's asking the court to let him pick up his ball from the rough and play from the green with no penalty. He's a very special boy, you know.

I mean, you’re not wrong! Shows my friends worked on for years were canceled and then used as tax write-offs.

The current party is Diet Tory.

The twist: Levi will be in blackface, and Majors will be in whiteface.

Introducing the new Superman.

You don't clap for a reanimated corpse. You get the hell out of there in case she's hungry.

Promise?

This. Slurs are linguistic weapons of mass destruction, engineered through history and intent to cause harm. Not hurt. Harm. There is a difference. The guy had no control over what came out of his mouth, but that does not mean what he said didn't harm those around him.

I'm sure the Republican men will get right on that.

Who'd've thunk that the leopards eating faces party is full of predators?

The real threat of AI is democratic Captcha.

Yeah, her quitting was all because of her intellect, and not because of the toxic environment perpetuated by Schank and his ilk.

Oliver didn't even get to the fact that pols and the media still think Twitter represents the pulse of the nation.