These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
This has absolutely sent me!!!!
💉💉🤣🤣😭😭
god i really hope america and israel don't start ww3 before arsenal win the league and spurs get relegated at the same time
Spurs fans need to stop worrying about relegation. I'd say they have enough quality to come straight back up.
Paul Gascoigne has turned up with chicken, 4 cans of lager and a fishing rod.
I hope he took well over 90 seconds to get from his chair to the stage
Just watching highlights from last night. Why didn't Haaland get a penalty for kneeing Sels in the face?
The silly fat Brian Blessed wannabe dickhead.
It's a lovely collab with @gunnerohan.bsky.social
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Fabian Hürzeler in tears. Gary Lineker informing the bench.
Important to lead with the headline that Arsenal are the ‘villains of the title race’ and would be ‘unpopular champions’ as they go up against the team charged with 115+ counts of cheating to gain an unfair competitive advantage over the other premier league teams.
In German, 'Fabian' means 'baby' and 'Hürzeler' loosely translates as 'to cry or whine". 🤔
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Oddly mixed feelings after that. We won the game, and advanced in the title race ... but we didn't do it in a way that pleased Fabian Hürzeler. I keep asking myself if it was worth it.
They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.
That's a cracking evening of Barclays.
Why are they all like this? Absolutely pathetic.
Feels very personal Hurzeler's issue with Arsenal.
Embarrassed for him. And his family.
self-care reminder: breathe
How is Villa's title challenge going by the way?
After so many years of playing well and losing, I can definitely say that playing like ass and winning is much funnier, if nothing else
🎶 Heeeeeeeeyyyyy, Fabian Hürzeler, ooo, ahh. I wanna knoooooow ooo oh, why you're such a cunt! 🎶
