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07.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 8145 πŸ” 2395 πŸ’¬ 139 πŸ“Œ 280

I meant FORMULA 1 😭😭😭

07.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NOOOO I MEANT FORMULA 1

07.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

FORMULA - IS BACK

07.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Elon Musk is a jobs program for lawyers.

06.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU SMUG FOOL OIL IS IN EVERYTHING

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

EVERYONE WATCH BLUE MOON

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People for THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY

THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY

This happened to my buddy Harper Stern

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

But the banks are already out of money

06.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Barbour

Barbour

Hunt jacket weather

06.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's good for Texas.

06.03.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

YEEHAW

06.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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is this anything

06.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 643 πŸ” 160 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
A red Corolla AE92 and a yellow 3G Prelude on the roof of a parking deck at sunset

A red Corolla AE92 and a yellow 3G Prelude on the roof of a parking deck at sunset

ketchup/mustard

digital (2021)

06.03.2026 17:42 πŸ‘ 268 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Lmao gulf countries predicting oil will hit $150 a barrel were all going to die

06.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a hat is making a peace sign with his hands ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hat is making a peace sign with his hands
06.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only 3 American soldiers died in the first week of Operation Enduring Freedom.

That's the war in Afghanistan.

It took about a month for 6 to die.

Source: dcas.dmdc.osd.mil/dcas/app/con...

06.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A patient as depressed as Dr Robby

06.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dean hates Cuba?

06.03.2026 16:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

excuse me, gotta go see a guy about a horse, if you know what i mean

*returns an hour later riding a horse*

24.11.2025 23:28 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Now why is that Dean???

06.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Episode of the Pitt where one of the patients is a horse

06.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the world that RFK Jr dreamed ofβ€”now that he runs the US health system he’s able to achieve his dreams each & every day, aided & abetted by Drs Bhattacharya, Makary, HΓΈeg, Kulldorff, Prasad & Oz

We can’t rebuild the devastation until all 7 of these federal health agency leaders are gone

06.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 183 πŸ” 70 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

It's so hot in my office again, they have people fixing the HVAC today lol sure

06.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*watching LORNE *
β€œThen, in 1978, Lorne changed television forever.”
*a brassy Stu Phillips theme kicks in and the BATTLESTAR GALACTICA sails into view*

06.03.2026 12:18 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

1967 - Dystopian Sci-fi novel, Don’t Create The Torment Nexus published

1974 - Cult classic BBC mini series

1997 - BBC remake

2002 - Hollywood movie, upbeat ending added

2019 - Nexcon - A Torment Company IPO’s, $324 Billion market cap

2026 - Polymarket bets on who will be tormented next

06.03.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 1755 πŸ” 487 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8

Dark woke

06.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0