Itβs how i say it in my head.
Itβs how i say it in my head.
We switched years ago from Wells Fargo and havenβt had a single issue.
I want to slap everyone, but especially my neighbors who put their Trump flag BACK UP THIS WEEKEND! So much slapping.
Yay yay yay!
My βProud Momma of a Draft Dodgerβ t-shirts are gonna sell out on Etsy.
A former WH employee encouraged her alcoholic boyfriend to steal a fiberglass goose from in front of a Waffle House in my hometown. He tried it after day drinking. Pretty sure both are banned for life. www.counton2.com/news/local-n...
@extrahotgreat.com 4 episodes into Tales of the Unexplained. wonderful weird ass shit. Thankful for the recommendation. Now I will return the favor: Chocky (and Chockyβs Children and Chockyβs Challenge). Early 1980βs British childrenβs sci-fi programming. The scream in the intro is bone chilling.
Also only played once. Itβs childishly bigoted and also too easy. The people who love it have very basic senses of humor. Just put together the most offensive card group and you win. Then you never hang out with those people again.
Work hard, play hard.
The way she worded her thoughts, it sounds like she saw their votes for Trump as an action that would protect them from any harm. We voted for him so he wonβt hurt us.
I was at a multicampus staff meeting at a for-profit college (yes, that one) and the president compared the hard work of the schoolβs media specialists to that of the 9/11 fire fighters. It was two months after September 11, 2001.
I cannot believe you, but I believe you.
It took me three tries to read Absalom! Absalom! I could not make it through the first few pages of Ulysses.
I do not believe anyone has ever finished that book.
Uhg. So sorry. Just making a bad time even worse.
Right? There were a dozen posts today just about hot dogs.
Being a parent means knowing whatβs on PowerSchool and Schoology and Rooms and remembering which apps my spouse is locked out of so I can send him screenshots. My kid also plays high school sports so Iβm in a GroupMe with two million other parents asking questions about concessions and uniforms.
So many of us are just one room temperature glass of Josh Chardonnay away from committing arson in the name of democracy.
Iβm reading a hefty biography of Dickens and he was definitely going through things. Little Dorrit has some of the oddest side stories.
Two Halloween skeletons dressed in Seahawks gear in my neighborhood raise their arms in celebration.
Neighborsβ yard skeletons are happy!
βUse the handrails! I invented them for a reason!β
A whole chicken is an absolute treasure. Even if you just butter-salt-pepper it and roast in the over, thatβs dinners and the best sandwiches in the world.
If the timing is right Iβd love to go to the restaurant near me that got public flak because they posted about Kirk being a turd after he died. I think that would be the perfect place to get wasted and celebrate the president stroking out while having endless diarrhea (my guess on how he goes).
I have one in the fridge just waiting. Do not care what time of day. I will walk out of work. Maybe I need a bottle at work just in caseβ¦.
Nah. As long as Tim doesnβt have to see the racism, the racism doesnβt exist.
It is. It always is.
Kelly already texting me daily so heβs got that part of running for president down.
Yes please!
If we could convince the average American (you know, that person) that making money isnβt an excuse for bad behavior, think of how much better weβd all be doing.
Iβm was thinking the same thing. Runt is a very different adjective.