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@desertgoalie

Blogger, cyclist, traveler, clean energy guy, guitarist and ex-ex-goalie. My 9yo daughter says I'm the worst at octopuses and barely any better at cows.

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5 years ago, I took my then 5yo daughter to see #StarWars Rise of Skywalker. It was her first time in a movie theater. She dressed as Rey and was so excited before and after. The movie was subpar for me, but she had a great time. And that's what I'll always remember. #parenting #dadlife

21.12.2025 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's like a malevolent Derek Zoolander. (Someone really needs to do a parody calendar of him.)

25.11.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I have a question: Is it really "deportation" if you're expelling a person from their home country? Isn't that exile?

18.11.2025 03:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good points, all.

17.11.2025 18:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I started my career working in a newsroom. There was a lot of nuance that I didn't grasp, but I learned over time. I'd like to think that this similar: young, underpaid and overworked reporters/editors who don't know the difference. Especially with nonprofit outlets like this one.

17.11.2025 17:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Arizona tribal member nearly deported after Iowa jail issues ICE detainer by mistake Native American ICE detainer mistake nearly leads to deportation of Arizona tribal member after Iowa jail clerical error

If you're trying to expel a person from their homeland, isn't that EXILE rather DEPORTATION? Is the media constantly whiffing on this distinction? Thoughts, @azmirror.com? #media #law #journalism
Az. tribal member nearly deported after jail issues ICE detainer by mistake azmirror.com/2025/11/12/a...

17.11.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's also weird that this kind of crime worries our society sick, while it collectively shrugs about white-collar crime.

30.10.2025 15:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Billy Squier - The Stroke
Billy Squier - The Stroke YouTube video by Official Billy Squier

I found the perfect rally song for the Orange Guy (could also be fun for the next protest). #nokings #uspol #rock #classicrock #music
youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU?...

29.10.2025 17:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My least-favorite thing about Halloween is making a jack o'lantern. When it's finally time to carve, I'm creatively spent. What about you?
#halloween

28.10.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Any hockey teams that have a game on Oct. 31 better damn well decorate their Zamboni with a Night of the Living Dead theme and call it the Zomboni.
#halloween #zombie #hockey #dadjokes

23.10.2025 13:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rage Against the Machine, Otep and Queensryche were right!

22.10.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
double rainbow in arizona

double rainbow in arizona

A nice little double rainbow in my neighborhood this morning. Doesn't happen in Arizona often.
#weather #arizona #rainbow

22.10.2025 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Men of good character are ever beset by the acts of wankers, pillocks and other blokes who faff off.

-Benjamin Disraeli

20.10.2025 19:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Beer league hockey goalie covering the near post

Beer league hockey goalie covering the near post

A rare photo of me ... and from the front, too!
#hockey #goalie #beerleague #beerleaguehockey

20.10.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My favorite sign at #nokings in #scottsdale today: "Oli-gargle Deez Nutz."

Crowd looked at least 30% larger than the last one in June.

18.10.2025 21:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's some real GOPenis right there.

18.10.2025 20:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got a chocolate craving when I was in Iceland. I could read enough Icelandic to see that what I grabbed from the convenience store was a chocolate bar. But I didn't read it well enough to recognize the words "chocolate-coated black licorice." Blahhhhh! #food #travel #iceland

08.10.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you want quality education, modern healthcare, effective infrastructure and fair pay, the regime considers you "the enemy within."

#uspol

30.09.2025 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just saw some guy wearing a shirt that said "Cairn Terrier Dad." Didn't know the DNA is compatible.

#dogs #humor #funny

29.09.2025 15:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Let's face it, though -- that guy can't reach his shoes on his own.

26.09.2025 17:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Worth noting: Solar is cheaper than any other source of electricity. Fastest to bring online, too.

26.09.2025 14:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Someone said, "I find it ironic that on rapture day, Trump couldn't even ascend an escalator," and I haven't stopped thinking about it."

Someone said, "I find it ironic that on rapture day, Trump couldn't even ascend an escalator," and I haven't stopped thinking about it."

26.09.2025 14:26 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I just heard Kash Patel's voice for the first time. OK, how did a guy with a voice like Freon blasted through a cracked kazoo get a following as a podcaster? #uspol

26.09.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll reconsider in 6 months. If I see signs that they're openly fighting against the regime, I might open a new account. Gotta say, they're starting off poorly with this explanation.

22.09.2025 20:02 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I cancelled by Disney+ subscription over this spineless action. In six months, I'll evaluate how Disney has dealt with the Trump regime. If I like what I see, I'll renew. If I don't, the Mouse is out of luck.

22.09.2025 19:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Vaccines are very interesting" is the intro a 5th grader uses to BS their way through a 500-word essay, not a qualified US president answering a reporter's question. #uspol

22.09.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TikTok will be co-owned by China and Trump allies, Paramount was sold to a pro-Trump billionaire who's also set to buy Warner Bros, X is owned by an apartheid-bred fascist, WaPo and Meta are owned by Trump-cowering billionaires, and Murdoch owns the Fox empire. Here's why media has a liberal bias.

20.09.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 3811 πŸ” 1143 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 29

If you’re a democratic lawmaker who won’t do the right thing in Congress because of an outside threat, this is going to sound callous but you’re in the wrong job. This kind of stuff is your job. It’s the whole ballgame. β€œI’m afraid” is not a viable excuse.

19.09.2025 12:46 πŸ‘ 4130 πŸ” 1145 πŸ’¬ 162 πŸ“Œ 73

Right on. πŸ‘

18.09.2025 18:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0