Bethany Keats

This is a BRILLIANT thread!

Another day, another rejection from an art prize. (I expected this one.)

I've been interested in language since primary school but didn't know Linguistics was A Thing until I was looking for university courses.

the second time this week the initial letter killed me 😖

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Wuthering Heights uni module given content warning for students A Cardiff University module featuring Wuthering Heights carries 'distressing content' warning

"he felt the advisory was unnecessary for a well-known literary classic"

Given how many people believe the great love story marketing narrative, I wouldn't be so sure about that.

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Show me one person on a bike rolling through a stop sign and I’ll show you 100 drivers speeding in an elementary school zone.

An illustrated card showing a ballet dancer in flowing trousers that drape wonderfully

Unlike Timothee, we can find a lot to appreciate in ballet 👍🏛️🍑 #MuseumBums

Souvenir card for Serge de Diaghileff's Ballet Russe, by Leon Bakst, c1924, from the @metmuseum.org 😁

That’s usually me 😆

Why does my cat always decide that a phone call with my boss is time for zoomies?

lol it's that time of year LinkedIn is telling me that graduate positions are a "top pick" for me.
Today's winner is HR graduate at the tax office.

BREAKING NEWS: An otter is a bit sleepy.

Wise choice

I read it as “peak knuckle” like it was determining who had the best knuckle via wrestling thumbs 😂😂

I've noted something during my walk around my city today. I normally ride my bicycle but seldom drive. I noticed way more stuff whilst moving at human speed. We miss so much when we drive!

She found that their company revived her, carried her away from the constant presence of last night's terror, little by little, till she could begin to look back on it as something that had happened, not something that was happening, that must always be happening to her.

Haven't cleaned your desk for a while and keep putting off the inevitable?
May I recommend spilling your coffee.

The wet season is holding fast here so I can’t ride to work until the flooding and hyperthermia risk subsides. I miss my ride 😭

My housemate just got back from Vietnam and said is not too bad at the moment. (She is, however, Vietnamese and lives in north QLD 😅)

Uh, what. Historians aren't going to struggle with explaining this because it's happened before. They're the least surprised people other than black women with activism experience that this is where we are.

Your fruit trees delivering more than you can eat? Call your local wildlife carers to see what they can use.

I just gave two large bunches of bananas to local wildlife carers for the bats, and met a poor little flying fox who had just been rescued.

Amazon pulls sponsorship from Paris book festival after booksellers’ association boycott Syndicat de la Librairie Française accused online retailer of trying to ‘flood the market with fake AI-generated books’

Yes, the French booksellers association forced the Paris Book Festival to drop Amazon sponsorship due to Amazon "seeking to flood the market with fake AI-generated books, promoted by fake reviews, written by fake readers [which rise] to the top of fake rankings"💥 MORE OF THIS, PLEASE 💥

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At least, that’s what I was told in another life working in radio. Kinda scared now someone will come along and tell me that’s false and give me a crisis

I don’t know if this is an actual question but if it is: you hear your own voice inside your head and not via your ears. When you’re listening to a recording of yourself, you’re listening through your ears, which is why it sounds different. It’s like the vibration being internal v external

But I’m still angry the DJ didn’t play my request. It would have gone off in that crowd.

Just been at an over 30s clubbing event and some random lady tried to set me up with the Frenchman.
Glad to see we’re still cute 10+ years later 😆

Guardian headline: “Bob Carr, ‘a masterpiece’ and a hornet queer fantasy”

And this, kids, is why we need Oxford commas…

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

It’s a “high demand item” (2-week max loan) at the Townsville library, with four currently on the waiting list.

Yup! All these proposed regulations are just distractions from that as the actual issue