Hayley Jesus.
05.03.2026 11:04
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Hayley Jesus.
This Iran team is being held together with the magic injury spray.
Living in a uno reverso universe where Kennedy is scoring goals and Raso is copping knocks to the noggin.
#IRNvAUS
Ouch.
Joe is going to start playing her as striker. Just watch.
So mad.
Ban VAR I’m so annoyed.
We’ve scored at least 7 goals in spirit.
Sam 🤦♀️
These VAR checks are sucking the joy out of this game.
Caitlin 🤦♀️
AK is mad we all said she shouldn’t start.
What now?
Not the prettiest goal but so happy for Mary!
Can you be offside by your arm?
What even angle was that!?
Glorious strike from Amy Sayer.
#IRNvAUS
They’ve turned Harps down again 🙌
This game have been tops. Would love a goal for Bangladesh but even without one they’ve been so fun.
Andy Harper is trying to be poetic and sadly they’ve fixed his mic so I can actually hear it 😢
I understand the reason the Philippines played the way they did but big ups to Bangladesh (and Iran last night) for actually giving it a go. Way more fun than watching a parked bus for 70 minutes.
I mean the Iranian women’s football team, probably should have used the match hashtag.
Iran are actually trying to do something and I respect it.
Also a LOT of chatter about how great it was to see Steph back in her preferred/natural/best/proper position after “stints” “filling in” at CB?
I have to assume Steph is telling everyone she’d rather be at LB because otherwise it’s puzzling.
Ok one more - I appreciate having recent/current injury Matildas as part of the broadcast but can we catch them up first? Someone last night (I think Chloe?) said Wheeler was “at the start of her career” and something about her bright future.
She’s 28? And in her fourth season in the WSL?
I feel like such a negative nancy and hurrah for getting the win but did we need to play the majority of our best starting 11 for the entire 90 minutes? Did we forget this is a tournament? I genuinely think mixing it up a bit more might have helped break through.
ANYWAY, three points. Good.
That would have been so nice.
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO GROUND WITH THE BALL YOU ARE LOSING!?
#AUSvPHI #WAC2026
I’m sorry I like all these players but it’s 2026 come on.
Fowler on for EVE 👍
Kennedy on for Wheeler 👎👎👎
