MILES SHOULD KNOW BY NOW
Moving a new (to us. It's a thrift store find) coffee table into the living room, Miles notices it's crooked.
MILES: So are you going to straighten it up, or leave it askew?
ME: Leave it what??
MILES: Askew.
ME: Gesundheit!
MILES: ......I'm not gonna help you anymore. 😄😄😄
Happy Birthday to another of my comedy/acting heroes, Peter Sellers. I was crushed when he died in 1980. My younger brother, trying to be sympathetic, said: "Well, look at it this way, at least there won't be any more bad Pink Panther sequels". 'Didn't really help.
A Mourning Dove chose the hanging plant facing my front door to make its nest. Looks like the keeds and I will be coming and going through the garage for a while!
@allisonkwilliams.bsky.social Happy International Women's Day to my favorite International Woman!
Badass monocular Brig is badass!
My favorite Master was and remains Roger Delgado, but holy smoke, Anthony was awesome and made that role his own!! 😃
Well Hello, Fancy Pants! 😃
Happy Fat Tuesday, y'all! Let les bon temps roulez! Ai-YEEEE!!
youtu.be/Hhm1zZAaFsQ?...
Now I've got *two* sick teenagers, and their Mom said she wasn't feeling so hot either when I saw her this morning. Not to jinx it, but: "I'm the sole survivor"!
March.
They give us unconditional love, devotion & loyalty.
They are a reliable source of peace, joy & contentment.
That they have made this a better world is an undisputed FACT.
👁️❤️🐶🐕
DEEP CONVERSATIONS WITH MY SON IN THE SCHOOL CAR CIRCLE
MILES: Are you aware your body is basically a haunted house? It has a skeleton, a ghost, and blood on the walls.
ME: And *this* voice. (in my best Paul Frees) "Welcome, foolish mortals...(proceeds with the Haunted Mansion Ghost Host monologue)
You’re one win away from everybody acting like they always believed in you
This one hurts.
Gene Hackman RIP
Michelle Trachtenberg
RIP
Lynne Marie Stewart RIP
Monday Mood
Yes. Also, it is me.
Forsooth, verily, keeds!
Yes. It's me.
