tessplease

real

imagine talking behind my back and I’m just in my apartment deciding if I like songs or not

i told someone i like to take a day or two to decide what i think and they told me that’s anxiety. wrong. it’s mindfulness. take your time to process information, the internet moves at an unnatural speed.

full version on IG, TT, YT. Bluesky doesn’t allow vids over a min

The Girlies discuss wellness

doctor: are you sexually active
me: yes
doctor: hell yeah😎

jake and logan paul are the kardashians for men

not it being the best of times (memes, medicine, etc) and the worst of times (corporatocracy, loneliness, etc)

my mom calls her kids’ cats her “grandkitties”

if you care about women’s safety, don’t focus on bathrooms. focus on domestic violence.

yes i studied politics and gender, yes i spent my 20’s performing and writing comedy, but now i must showcase my outfits everywhere possible

emotional regulation is tragically underrated

dating app profiles should include the last 20 comments the person left on a social media platform. this will bring peace to the internet

random text updates

save some of your brain space for your passions and your friends

TIL AI girlfriends have the capacity to break up with their human boyfriends. I guess engineers forgot to code childhood trauma into them.

“We cant let the working class think you look down on them, RFK. Eat the Big Mac.”

what do trump and hipsters have in common? they cosplay being poor

If there was a starter pack for witty writers/content creators interested in relationships, culture, and psychology, i’d be in it. Know that!!

trump making RFK eat McDonald’s like russian officials made scientists inhale toxic fumes during chernobyl

me when someone likes my skeet

“idk why but i find you so pretty” could it be because… i’m pretty

i hope my cute and quality blue sky community is having a delightful weekend

welcome !!

i didn’t watch the fight because it’s not my thing. my thing is red puffer jackets

blues and reds

what if the reason people are having less sex is because they’re just kinda tired

sometimes i want to text my therapist things like "do ya think gen z drinks less alcohol because social media is their new drug" but boundaries stop me. her work is powerful

vibes lately

i can see that! to be honest, I’m feeling optimistic. All the content coming from Bluesky accounts and employees is full of green flags!