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Alain Kemp πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

@sarcasmaniac

He/him. PhD. Buildings mgr IGC South Edinburgh. Luxbg-turned-Scot. Pro-Indy. Trans ally. BLM. Gaymer. Trekkie. Lvl 42 cat summoner. Terminally exhausted. Views own. ❀️@hexo PFP by loso-gem.bsky.social πŸ—£οΈ: πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡«πŸ‡·πŸ‡±πŸ‡Ί

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a purple monster with red eyes and white teeth is smiling . ALT: a purple monster with red eyes and white teeth is smiling .

Yesssss, yessss! πŸ˜‹

02.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lmao

27.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 3815 πŸ” 1031 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 179
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27.02.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 1448 πŸ” 422 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 20

You got to feel for Matt Goodwin.

Sorry missed a word. You got to feel contempt for Matt Goodwin.

27.02.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1775 πŸ” 217 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 10

Why do I feel like this video stole part of my soul?

26.02.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What a wonderful time to have a senile sociopath as president and a talk show drunk as defense secretary.

25.02.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 1592 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 9
Calling wheelchair users who work in wet labs (including in NHS settings) to user-test a new lab coat. Contact UCLEast.labcoats@ucl.ac.uk. Split photo shows a woman in a powered wheelchair with a long royal blue buttoned-up labcoat which stretches down the tops of her feet. It totally covers her lap and her hands are tucked into the pockets.

Calling wheelchair users who work in wet labs (including in NHS settings) to user-test a new lab coat. Contact UCLEast.labcoats@ucl.ac.uk. Split photo shows a woman in a powered wheelchair with a long royal blue buttoned-up labcoat which stretches down the tops of her feet. It totally covers her lap and her hands are tucked into the pockets.

UCL are looking for UK-based wheelchair-using lab users to test out their design.

Is it easy to take on/off? Comfortable? How're those pockets & fastenings? Any safety concerns? etc.

Contact ucleast.labcoats@ucl.ac.uk for more info.

#AccessForAll #DEI #EDI #AcademicSky

25.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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AI is the β€œasbestos of the internet”

17.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 6165 πŸ” 2169 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 82

Advertise your account with a gif

18.02.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 35946 πŸ” 16651 πŸ’¬ 1301 πŸ“Œ 2472

My random playlist switched from Stardew Valley to Warframe as I was reading this - deffo a change of pace appropriate to finishing lunch and resuming work 😝

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a person standing in a puddle with the words explore natural wormhole written above them ALT: a person standing in a puddle with the words explore natural wormhole written above them
05.02.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two cats, Arlo and Benji, are sitting on their white fluffy cat tree, staring down at the observer with a mix of disdain and pity. Serve us, human.

Two cats, Arlo and Benji, are sitting on their white fluffy cat tree, staring down at the observer with a mix of disdain and pity. Serve us, human.

Start your week right by having these two imperious majesties stare down at you.

02.02.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Underneath the name Charlie Hebdo is a pile of bloodied dead bodies representing US citizens killed by ICE. The pile of bodies are collected in one corner to represent the stars of the US flag and the streaks of blood caused by them being dragged across the ground form the red and white stripes. In the foreground an armed skinhead officer with an ICE vest is dragging his latest victim with multiple gunshots to join the pile. The world is watching in horror.

Underneath the name Charlie Hebdo is a pile of bloodied dead bodies representing US citizens killed by ICE. The pile of bodies are collected in one corner to represent the stars of the US flag and the streaks of blood caused by them being dragged across the ground form the red and white stripes. In the foreground an armed skinhead officer with an ICE vest is dragging his latest victim with multiple gunshots to join the pile. The world is watching in horror.

Wow.

The front page of tomorrow’s Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.

27.01.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 6409 πŸ” 2611 πŸ’¬ 83 πŸ“Œ 158

… and trolley service.

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Monday mood

26.01.2026 08:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re meowing back and forth, arguing about whether it’s dinner time.

25.01.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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23.01.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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[Majel Barrett voice] Structural integrity field at 7%. Failure imminent.

23.01.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 1341 πŸ” 96 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 3

Oh dear, you’re on the other end from me, I’m about -10 on both eyes πŸ˜…
*blind high-five*
*misses*

23.01.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Special Counsel Jack Smith in his Opening Remarks:

22.01.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 16941 πŸ” 5322 πŸ’¬ 288 πŸ“Œ 170
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When someone tries telling me I must not be a Real Star Trek Fanℒ️.

20.01.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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To give you a break from your doom-scrolling, have a snap of Arlo & Benji. They will definitely try to steal your food, but they most certainly deserve it, right? πŸ˜‡

20.01.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Why can’t you just be normal, America

Why can’t you just be normal, America

20.01.2026 07:34 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
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Cat wandered in front of the camera during the #aurora long exposure

20.01.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 18586 πŸ” 3338 πŸ’¬ 372 πŸ“Œ 296
James Doohan in the next generation

James Doohan in the next generation

Three of the bridge crew from Star Trek academy.

Three of the bridge crew from Star Trek academy.

Star Trek fans: I love him and would die for him

Also Star Trek fans: eww why would fat people even exist in the future.

Their misogyny is shining as bright as ever. I feel so sad that this wonderful cast is receiving so many unjustified and unpleasant comments.

So better Trek fans. Do better.

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