Tantacles

Future redeemed

Fail counter +1 😭😭😭

Oh COME ON

The little dainty paw

are we still saying fuck ice

because i would like to say fuck ice more

fuck ice

Derp

This picture proves that 3 boobs are better than 2

Checkmate, republicans

What I learned from this experience is that sometimes kicking a dog while he’s down is good for both you and the dog

As it turns out, he was down on his luck then, and being assaulted and arrested was exactly what he needed to get his life back on track.

He hired me, but not to the position I applied for.

He made me the CEO.

LinkedIn be like:

5 years ago, I saw a dog in the street. I kicked that dog, and I reported it to animal protection.

Fast forward to the present: I’m interviewing for my new job as a senior data analyst, and wouldn’t you know it: my new prospective boss is that dog helped out 5 years ago.

It’s hard to express how happy I am at this very moment

I texted my boyfriend today and said “do you remember when we had SEX?”

And apparently he was using the phone to calculate an iron dose and a parent might have been looking at his phone to see it and he’s not sure if she saw it

Someday I hope to have a video that is under 10000 words.

But not today.

Hi this post is to report a crime. This cat stole chips.

ARREST HER

I'm at a coffee shop.

To my right: A woman is talking about how much she loves Jesus and how her boyfriend just got a job at Open AI.

To my left: Two tech bros discussing how ChatGPT is improving their workflow.

I am in hell.

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When people get angry at me for being political my RPG youtube channel because I WANT VIDEO GAMES NO POLITICS PLZ I RAGE

Like... have you heard of Spira?

Ok wait

So apt

Politics right now be like

Yes I am beyonce in this metaphor

YouTube commenters who critique in their comments are kind of unhinged.

Imagine going to a beyonce concert. You bought a VIP ticket to the meet and greet.

And when beyonce comes up to say “hi how are you” you say:

“Great but I have some notes about your performance.”

It’s giving that.

i need a burner number this is exhausting

so many numbers blocked

Actual best fairy companion in a game

I put my information into nerd wallet's site because I was potentially interested in refinancing my home

Now I can never answer my phone again

10 calls in 3 minutes

Thanks nerd wallet

I hate you

Ok I am honestly SO DISTRACTED when I record and I don't know why

Fandom, why do all of your sites run like shit

My browser literally freezes every time I click on lmao

Recent thumbnail I worked on for @tantacles.bsky.social of Glenn from Chrono Cross!! 🌊⚔️

So happy you had a good time! I'm sure you'll love me next video too. The title will be:

This thumbnail artist ruined Chrono Cross.

😘

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I jiggle my orbs
I cast my magic
My relations with wakka
Are fast and tragic

ok I'd say breathing would be an excellent adjunct

Dude I am SO PROUD of the artists I work with. Such a privilege, honestly.

@neonxvoid.bsky.social @pownchao.bsky.social @windupherogo.bsky.social

My editors too! But their art is just a little bit harder to showcase on social media lmao

I look cute today and wanted to share