Jess

My toxic trait is buying ground beef even though we have some in the freezer just because I'm too lazy to defrost it

That would explain a lot

Literally thought Bad Bunny was a woman

How is it STILL JANUARY. All year it's been January 😩

Joe Keery overtaking TAYLOR SWIFT on the global charts is absolutely insane 😂

What's nice about having a forgetful fiancé is you get to tell him something exciting and he will forget about it so you can tell him again every month 🥰

I did but I guess I was too harsh with it lol

Everything was going fine until it wasn't

6yo: mommy! Mommy! Guess what I am! *Does dance*

Me: um idk what?

6yo: ice on a barbecue

Me: of course 🤦🏼‍♀️

Periods should not hurt this much

Is there other things couples fight over or is it just the thermostat

Therapist < person I met on Bluesky

the feminine urge to hit him over the head with a frying pan

Life hack: leave the tap running a bit when you're in the bath to drown out the sound of your screaming kids

It's not quite yet but thank you! :)

Burned myself making my own birthday cake 🙄 nice

Some days home is my escape, some days work is my escape

My A game? Best I can do is C+

Me: you're messed up in the head

Fiancé: I know. That's why we are together 💗

🤣🤣🤣

Honestly people having rugs under their dining room table is the stupidest thing

I was just telling Caleb how no one has said that to me yet lol

Happy Easter! 🐣

Kitchen? Oh you mean my mini bakery?

Get you a friend like @tylertigz.bsky.social 😊

Bananas are the Costco hotdog of the fruit world

This guy has a bunch of red flags

4 iced coffees on an empty stomach is a different kind of high

If you need to look at the directions for making Mac and cheese, you're not making it enough

Mentally unstable? I'll 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 you mentally unstable

I will eat my chocolate bunny in the bath tub if I want to, thank you very much