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John the doctor

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Twenty-one heads and only one hat to his name. I learned how to internet on mefi. (Bartfast, Slarty)

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“What exactly is your purpose for being?”

09.03.2026 04:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Where do cats even come from?”

09.03.2026 04:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I ask all of these questions but get even more existential: “Are you a kitty cat?” and “Why are you such a cat?”

09.03.2026 04:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s a good time to get an EV. Oh wait, tariffs. I guess you’ll have to get a crappy American gas guzzler. Look at all the freedom you’re getting!

09.03.2026 04:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you do Meta (and much respect if you don’t ✊) go and follow The Gay Plant Store in Seattle. Saint Planthony is the Everyman Hero we all need now.

08.03.2026 22:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of all electric vehicle with vanity license plate SOLPOWR

Photo of all electric vehicle with vanity license plate SOLPOWR

Today I filled up my car with free sunshine fuel. I have zero stake in these wars for oil and it feels great to lift that monkey of my back.

08.03.2026 16:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh god, that means Republicans are doing gender reassignment surgeries in public schools without parental consent.

07.03.2026 20:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We are living in fascist authoritarianism, we don’t have newspapers anymore. Just propaganda.

07.03.2026 19:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s definitely been instrumental in murder(s). Cannibalism is the only moral line left we don’t have reasonable suspicion he has crossed.

But it wouldn’t surprise me.

07.03.2026 19:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The president man is not doing the job well in my opinion.

07.03.2026 19:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

OMG

07.03.2026 19:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is why we need a new Geneva convention

07.03.2026 18:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A generally cranky patient I’ve been working with, who is now in the throes of fentanyl withdrawal, told me I was a really good doctor today and I guess that’s sufficient reward to keep doing this shit for a few more months

07.03.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not sure what you are referring to, AOC was one of the first to correctly call the Palestinian genocide. I believe she thinks Israel should exist and be secure but taking away the massive help the US gives them to slaughter innocent neighbors sounds pretty reasonable to me. Is this a purity test?

05.03.2026 04:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

AOC is the true voice of the opposition, and more importantly is the voice for tens of millions of progressive people who have no representation in government. The Ds need to recognize, she is the future of the party. Give her the big office, let her call the shots. If not, we need a new party.

05.03.2026 03:20 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have little hope for the current system we’re living in, but it’s inspiring to see people like AOC. Fuck yes, impeachment. Next question?

05.03.2026 03:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

✊Respect

05.03.2026 03:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s going to be hard to prosecute a war if with a tax revolt and general strike at home.

I mean if the President doesn’t have to follow any laws, why should we?

04.03.2026 20:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hegseth is a renegade maverick!

04.03.2026 20:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Since you all don’t have to come to work right now, I suppose you can go ahead and have sex now. Have fun and think of me, ok?”

04.03.2026 06:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a cheery vision of the future our brave commander in chief has. Nice to know we have enough weapons to wage offensive wars of choice forever, here take another $100 billion for more weapons.

But if you’re defending an invasion from a neighboring dictator then 🖕🖕🖕

04.03.2026 04:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eventually the original polished amythyst turned up, so now I have them both to hold at the same time.

This has been the parable of the amythyst.

04.03.2026 03:50 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Few weeks later I find an unpolished amythyst while kayaking a fjord. I kinda liked it all, rough and metallic. I figured it was a more appropriate charm, something that I found on my own journey, not pretty, but if I keep polishing it every day, I get closer to the most beautiful possible gem.2/

04.03.2026 03:49 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I remember my own last day, they had a little ceremony and gave me a polished amythyst gemstone. I carried it everywhere for a while. Eventually it went lost, but it was okay I didn’t need it any more 1/

04.03.2026 03:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man, fuck this war so much.

Pretty effective distraction from the fact that Trump very likely is a serial pedophile rapist, as are many of his powerful friends.

Drain the swamp. No more wars.

When you’re a star they let you do it.

Dumb people duped.

Evil wins.

🖕

04.03.2026 03:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We don’t have a constitution. We have meaningless words on paper that are ignored daily by people in power.

01.03.2026 20:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Currently trending on X.

01.03.2026 18:36 👍 28846 🔁 7847 💬 1018 📌 516

GOD BLESS DOLLY PARTON

01.03.2026 08:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Did you know Barron also has a rare hereditary form of bone spurs which unfortunately will keep him from fighting this glorious and completely justified war?

28.02.2026 22:27 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh they were going to do *that*?! Well thank goodness the endless war we are now in is justified.

28.02.2026 22:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0