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I do not make a habit of implicating myself in criminal activity on the internet, but I do like to have fun. United States West Coast, USDA 2023 Hardiness Zone 10a Mid 30s

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A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

A screenshot from the New York Stock Exchange website saying that America 250 is ringing the opening bell tomorrow at 6:26 a.m.

I shit you not America 250 is ringing the opening bell at the NYSE tomorrow www.nyse.com/_events/NDE1...

09.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 1094 πŸ” 293 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 220

I was really confused why people were posting this because I was like come on that's old news that happened last week and then I checked the markets and realized the KOSPI hit the circuit breaker AGAIN????????????

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

09.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Twice in four sessions is UNHINGED I don't know why it's not leading the reporting

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

09.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

placing my Kalshi bets on first officer fragging incident of 2026 now

09.03.2026 03:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Godspeed You! Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues (pt. I)
Godspeed You! Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues (pt. I) YouTube video by AstronautJ
09.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Brent Crude Oil price tracker, showing $116 a barrel for price as of 7:45 PM PDT March 8th 2026

Brent Crude Oil price tracker, showing $116 a barrel for price as of 7:45 PM PDT March 8th 2026

line go up so must be good, right?

09.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone wants to send some bday gifts this is my throne :3 i only have 4$ in my throne balance and 0 in my bank rn :( tips would be appreciated throne.com/ursxftgf444 #nsfwsky

08.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I need to try it sometime

08.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is skibidi toilet to me

07.03.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
FINANCIAL TIMES

Let me get all of this straight in my head. They want their allies to join in an ill-thought-out war of choice with unclear aims and an uncertain chance of success for any of the myriad aims stated so far. They want everyone else to just absorb any of the externalities like influxes of refugees, disruptions to shipping, higher oil and commodity prices and maybe even some incoming missiles. And then they also want to tariff everyone at 15%.

I'm not sure they can keep pushing at everyone all at once indefinitely. There seems to be an inability here not just to anticipate second and third order effects, but even just to model a response from any other party, much less every other party.

FINANCIAL TIMES Let me get all of this straight in my head. They want their allies to join in an ill-thought-out war of choice with unclear aims and an uncertain chance of success for any of the myriad aims stated so far. They want everyone else to just absorb any of the externalities like influxes of refugees, disruptions to shipping, higher oil and commodity prices and maybe even some incoming missiles. And then they also want to tariff everyone at 15%. I'm not sure they can keep pushing at everyone all at once indefinitely. There seems to be an inability here not just to anticipate second and third order effects, but even just to model a response from any other party, much less every other party.

06.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 47 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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lisan al-gaib

06.03.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I learned that my grandpa who I idolized was called "jules" by his friends, and when I learned jules was a gender-neutral name I really wanted a gender neutral name too, so when I transitioned I took it as my name.

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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every morning at this point

28.01.2025 02:13 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Soldier looking at photo in helmet but photo is replaced with Chiitan’s profile picture

Soldier looking at photo in helmet but photo is replaced with Chiitan’s profile picture

05.03.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 77 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Keep Android Open Advocating for Android as a free, open platform for everyone to build apps on.

Please, PLEASE, be loud about this topic, Android being open is what makes it useful, you own your phone and you should be able to install apps from wherever you wish to, don't let Google tell you what's allowed on the device you payed for!

keepandroidopen.org

03.03.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 2358 πŸ” 2368 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 33

Doomscrolling is the weaponization of literacy

04.03.2026 03:05 πŸ‘ 2224 πŸ” 603 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 43
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Westlake man dies while in ICE custody at Adelanto detention center, LA councilmember says Alberto Gutierrez Reyes lived in L.A.'s Westlake District, according to his family. He's being remembered as a beloved neighbor, father and devoted husband.

This is just unconscionable and gruesome.

abc7.com/post/alberto...

04.03.2026 04:37 πŸ‘ 52 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Emmanuel Damas in a patterned dress shirt and striped tie leaning against a metal railing on a sunny residential street with red brick rowhouses and flowering trees in the background.

Emmanuel Damas in a patterned dress shirt and striped tie leaning against a metal railing on a sunny residential street with red brick rowhouses and flowering trees in the background.

Emmanuel Damas, 56, died in ICE custody on Monday.

Damas came to the U.S. from Haiti seeking asylum. After six months in ICE custodyβ€”the last four at CoreCivic's Florence Correctional Centerβ€”he died from complications from a tooth infection.

A tooth infection.

1/3

tucson.com/news/local/b...

04.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 2420 πŸ” 1538 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 159

They're calling her the goat, the greatest to ever do it, the genius of the 21st century, the most vindicated bitch who ever lived, her haters in shambles her doubters in tears she's loosed the faithful lightning of her terrible swift sword, HER TRUTH IS MARCHING ON

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

03.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 1579 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 4

S10 best gas mask

03.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hiii

ko-fi.com/kiwijuu
$MILFLUVR46

01.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 73 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what's the infill % on this guy?

02.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

why did they call it ozempic when "glp-1 shitto" was right there

31.01.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey y'all, I'm out of work rn and my bank account is in the red. I could really use some money rn. Anything amount or even a RT helps! Thank y'all so so so much.

ko-fi.com/scarlettofcrows

12.03.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

congrats! happy birthday!

02.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so tempted to ask you questions that will get us both in trouble! But I will refrain for now.

02.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sniff.

02.03.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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BLM Announces Plan to Fell Oregon's Last Great Forests One billion board feet per year... 30 days to make your voice heard.

You only have a short time to comment. They are trying to destroy our forests to enrich a few logging company executives and the politicians they’ve paid off.
Leave your comment here:

eplanning.blm.gov/Participate-...

morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ...

01.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1735 πŸ” 1988 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 144

My venmo is $thecrystaljules πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‰

02.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0