KILL ME, FUNNY DEER MAIDEN

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Midnight quagmire toilet

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

Hidden at the end of this bill is its real purpose: defining trans existence as sexualized and a threat to children.

www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c...

Crybaby animal

he thinks everythings a fucking game.

Rude of you to point it out like that…

I genuinely think Isaac might be the best roguelite to ever do it

Woke up from nap,..,

Little Menaces - Devil Mads
OOAK handmade art doll
#artdoll

i think if a possum tried to be rude it would instantly self destruct from the stress

the thing abt possums is i just dont think they're capable of malice like cartoons love to depict them as

Trump To Americans: ‘You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ...

“You may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

wahoo! yay!

this is why the world of assassination trilogy worked so well. It's nice knowing your target will still fall for the rubber duck trick every time

Politicians crying that they're just "protecting the children" while doing the exact opposite is nothing new, but if this becomes law it could effectively end the careers of some of you favorite queer creators (including mine!)

You sleep like an idiot. Has anyone ever told you that?

cancelling judas for problematic age gap...

i failed to fill the house with shannon shaw cats like i promised tanjiro but i'm still finding his blood in some of my cats so his legend lives on...

looks at you like this

KIDS Act Passes Energy and Commerce along Partisan Lines, COPPA 2.0 Postponed Additional bills on kids online safety and cybersecurity passed with bipartisan support

The package of censorship and surveillance bills brought up in todays markup has been advanced

Continue to contact your representatives and demand this legislation be opposed. Tell your family and friends, explain how these bills are not what they appear, and ask them to join us in opposition!

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me watching Clerks:

it's your hit bro that shit is still cherried 🔥🔥👍

Waffles!

yea the experience is still overall Less Awful but I still support anything that puts bsky users in their place