Machete Von Kill

A lil Thursday night Whatnot with Effy is just what the Dr ordered.

Anytime!

Daddy is live right meow

Any word from the bad place, @thadeawitch.bsky.social ? I'm skipping Lieapalooza (state of the union) regardless, but it'd be more fun if @effylives.com streamed tonite.

I just broke almost every horror rule evah to go outside and investigate a strange noise. No ax murderers or demons, just a Great Horned Owl that has apparently returned to the area. Night time in the woods of Northern Michigan is never boring.

Merriest Birthmas Wishes to you @andy.wrestlejoy.com
May the cake be moist and your day be full of laughter & fun!

🤞

It is absolute bullshit that pedophiles are walking around, doing whatever they want and my friend, who has never harmed a soul, is fighting cancer and losing.

My face when the dumb b I work with starts talking.

She talked about NOTHING for 2 hrs and 5 min straight. End the madness, I beg you. #ICantStandMyCoworker

Oh hell yes! Leslie Jones would not let us down. She is amazing!

How did Effy and Manders go from besties to fighting each other? Where do they go from here? Watch GCW Holy Smokes live on Triller TV.

Here we go... I'm gonna feel some feels tonight. #gcwholy 🤼‍♂️

Karin referred to me as "1 Called Bestie" today and it popped me. She's amazing and I just needed to share.

They're gonna punch each other a couple of times, hug it out and then I'll make them tacos.

I knew it was coming but my heart is not ready. I may cry. I may throw up. I don't even know.

The gasp that just left my face...

Yay! It made it! I have no faith in the postal system anymore. Lol

Yay!
Also, THANK YOU!!

Lol yep, that's my sticker.

I'm supposed to get a package today, so I'll check when I get home.

Lmao welp, Effy and Petàr are fired.

Also making headlines: Manders on Whatnot tomorrow at 8 pm.

That's okay. He deserves a nice night off.

I'm sure most of the people involved in the administration and ALL of his big money donors are in it.

Dani, you are theeeee best! I adore you!

I think Zoey should be allowed to play, too. Lol

Only caring about your own rights is exactly how you lose them. Says Skeletor looking at all the open carry sword folks.

Ah @effylives.com stream plus this ends after end of stream. @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @machetevonkill.bsky.social @pollodelmarfans.bsky.social @vedascott.bsky.social @sanders.senate.gov

I love them both so much. I just want them to rule the world and be awesome.
Also, my eye is finally starting to heal, so ima be pissed if any of them make me cry this weekend.

I've come from the other site with @effylives.com streaming news. @machetevonkill.bsky.social @pollodelmarfans.bsky.social @sanbrunojess.bsky.social @denisesalcedo.bsky.social

When your wrestling crush uses your favorite band as the theme of his new gear...
I just swooned so hard, I hurt myself.