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“I smell a promotion.” Joey Bovinett, Lawn Waterer

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Everyone needs to be talking about this.

Filing my taxes and shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with it.

They don’t want you to know that blasting cigs with the homies counts as a third space

Promises made promises kept

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Billionaire CEOs eating burgers to distract us from eating them

A shared Adidas part from Nikolai and Nak-El of b-side footage called ‘Nik Naks’

Teaching my kids proper skatepark etiquette by telling them to wing it

WKND skit idea: Pier Se7en with Tom K. screaming “WHAT’S IN THE BLOCKS???”

The plan? Increase demand for robust and reliable public transit by attacking Iran making gas prohibitively expensive.

A backside flip so nice you forgive them for being a Scientologist

Harmony Korine telling the EDGLRD team there may be a slight delay in this month’s paychecks

If PJ Ladd had been around 300 years earlier he tragically would've been persecuted during the Salem Switch Trials.

Dreamt I landed four tricks in a row like some kind of Brazilian.

No more free stickers from the shop

Never forget what you’re fighting for.

A minority-owned skateshop closing only after seeing another minority-owned skateshop close. Representation matters!

Military intelligence suggests that Iran was months if not weeks away from tre flipping El Toro

A pedophile who kills a dictator is still a pedophile

Fuck I hope this doesn't mess with the SLS Dubi stop

Committing war crimes to distract from sex crimes while laying the groundwork for financial crimes

ANTIHERO is my favorite skate team that I could never hang out with.

I just generated a $250M scene from an AI prompt in my bathroom in 5 minutes. 🎥🔥

RIP Hollywood

Backrooms this backrooms that can you please go check the backrooms again to see if you got any more green 440s in an 11.5?

You can bring back the brand but you can never bring back the photo incentives.

Filling this with the dead careers so many pros are in denial about

We are a few thousand subscribers away from being a bigger print newspaper than the Washington Post.

We are a mere flurry away from humiliating one of the two Big Space Perverts.

Ask not how a Space Pervert can dominate you. Ask how you can dominate a Space Pervert.

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