greyfriday

“this apt has super cow powers” okay cool at least you can moo while fucking up my dependencies!

git push --force-fem

accepting pull requests to my hair

hey

jolly esolang idea: chicken but instead of chicken being the only valid symbol it’s “ho”

i think i need to fulfill my computer posting quota before i can post like this again

smoking the cat cart

me when i’m frank

mmfgghf,, transistor. blown,

three minutes no gf

Thread to remind you about how awful private for-profit healthcare can be.

It's almost like we shouldn't tolerate this!

github commit that reads: "new variable which i called "slop" for some reason"

gamd evelopemtn

*explaining gender euphoria to a developer* so, imagine you're migrating away from cmake

soulseek wrapped. you downloaded Seven albums this year. One person downloaded from you

I wish my social skills weren't so ASS. There are so many cute nerds on my feed I want to interact with more but I can't think of good responses or aren't nerdy enough to join the conversation (lack of knowledge and don't want to burden them with "simple googleable questions")

corn kernel. They are small

gparted creating a GPT partition table on /dev/nvme0n1

Oh that's AI... That's AI in my partition table...

hey man. that megabyte megahertz

you’re the computer to uh

my uh um

everyone claiming they ate it is lying because i ate it

Some bros in an SUV ride by and shout at a passer-by "your fucking gay, man" and "GAAAAAY." As they speed off into the distance, the accosted man waves to them, crying tears of joy. He says "thank you boys, you've helped me come to terms with my sexuality!" The SUV bros review a list that says "closeted list: Jim Weeks, Lenny Salt, Ed Mount." One asks "OK, who's next on the list?" They drive past another pedestrian and shout "You're Trans!" and "Admit you're Trans, idiot!"

is she. yknow. a freebsd user

can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no

#embed #doesnotworkforme

lm studio screenshot, i ask the assistant "Who is haliey welch" and the assistant responds in a loop "HAWK TUAH GIRL! HAWK TUAH GIRL! HAWK TUAH GIRL!"

okay i didn't believe the hype but it's kinda crazy just how good LLMs have gotten over the past few years...