Mosquito 'Skeeter' Valentine

Power's back on.

Still raining like a mf though.

Tornado warning cancelled but the wind knocked the power out & sirens still goin off for signs of rotation north of me.

Hopefully the power ain't out long.

Tornado warning for my area.

Wish me luck.

I care less about the McDonald’s CEO’s awkward taste test of a new burger and more about him making over $18M a year for absolutely nothing whilst many hard working McDonald’s employees rely heavily on food stamps.

Why are so many people acting like any of this is normal?

2 hours of voting ballots are being held and probably won’t be counted.

People literally had their right to cast their vote taken away and alleged democrats are taking victory laps because Black Voters were disenfranchised?

Any of those big platform “allies” and Talarico supporters speaking out about Texas voting shenanigans affecting Black voters there or nah?

I just want to point out the huge difference between non-voters & this Black Woman in literal tears over being turned away from voting.

Too many people in this country take voting for granted & it’s a huge problem.

Do better & damn sure stop shitting on BW. We don’t tend to play about our vote.

That family is owed TRILLIONS.

Ever.

We already know how that demographic is gonna vote.

Shit is absolutely insane.

So he gets back into his car & puts it in reverse so I don't have room to go around him.

He's holding up all kinds of traffic at this point folks let me reverse so I could go around his bitch ass.

Whew.

He thought he was crazy.

I'm crazy too.

So he hops back into MY lane and stops.

The light turns green & I honk my horn because he ain't goin.

He gets out of his car & says somethin.

I said words back & he got back into his car.

Had he reached in that bitch for somethin, oooooooh weeeeee.

Mannnnnn, I thought I was gonna have to run somebody over today.

I'm goin to pick up Atlas' seizure medicine & I'm in the right turning lane.

Some fool tries to hop into the lane to the left , almost causing an accident because he CLEARLY didn't check his blindspot.

These guys were selling t-shirts until they needed a war to cover up the intentional damage they did to the economy and the president's involvement in a pedophilia scandal.

Obama in his tan suit

Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever.

Didn't go to war in Iran.

DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

Lol

Anything to avoid releasing those files.

That's good to hear.

He took it as a puppy because he had growing pains.

He was around 70lbs by the time he was 5 months old.

Now he's gonna be 10 in June & he still runs around the yard barking like a madman.

That pig is involved.

Gonna have to start giving Ares dasuquin.

The old man is limping more & more.

I wish I could make my thoughts real.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ATLAS!

You're 8!

He still fights Ares with his paws today lol

Definitely applies.

You're definitely welcome.

Check on your funny friends.

They're probably really sad.