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@whoaakelseyy

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Keep big Kev in your thoughts. We ordered his FIP meds and they’ll be here Monday.

06.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

man last week my mom’s orange cat almost died from a urinary blockage and now this week my gf’s orange cat might be dying of fip. why are there suddenly so many medically fragile oranges in my life.

06.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god did they replace Noem with the guy who got removed for watching porn in his office

05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Me Kristi Noem

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Exiting an on camera speaking event without knowing Kristi Noem just got fired

05.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bumping this while thinking about how we almost got to see Kristi Noem find out she got canned live synth podium but no one had the balls to do it

05.03.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I wish she had tried to let them know that and found out her phone line was dead god dammit why can’t we have fun things

05.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is almost worse for me than a regular firing because now i know i had the opportunity to see her find out live at a podium and it was squandered. Fuck.

05.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait did no one even ask her

05.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Omg this is the most relatable she’s ever been (neither of us know what’s going on)

05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wait what’s happening i just got out of a meeting

05.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Kansas City current I have solved your theme night issue in 45 seconds while on my walking pad watching a YouTube video. You most certainly can too!!

05.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually the more I think of it the health days would be perfect dual theme days to bring light to how underserved a lot of minority communities are in healthcare. Genuine slam dunk simple and yet!!

05.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Realistically you’re high as hell if you think they won’t do military appreciation but feel it could easily combine with first responders. And I’m not mad at the United way days bc kit sponsor and United way is important as well. But come on. It’s not hard.

05.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

All of the health days are very important and would be SO easy to combine with other themes. You’re telling me you can’t do β€œheart health & black excellence” or β€œbrain health & Hispanic heritage” dual themes?

05.03.2026 16:43 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Guessing that β€œthe power of us” game is going to be their shoehorn β€œevery culture” theme but the bar is in hell and they’re still managing to run into it of course

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

No I have not let it go

05.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sentnor goal those one weird guys are punching air rn

05.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My biological great grandfather may or may not have been a train robber

04.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Btw for all of my plant gays the Aldi aisle of shame ad this week is for you

04.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The even longer answer probably relates to everyone being so chronically online that we’ve conditioned ourselves to criticize and hot take ourselves into no longer experiencing joy or something

04.03.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The short answer is β€œno.” The long answer is β€œno, because everyone is annoying”

04.03.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Goodbye sweet prince. Thanks for the picks.

04.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My highest moment ever was one of the first times I got stoned and I said β€œI feel very laughy” then moments later said β€œlaffy taffy” then began hysterically laughing and said β€œlaffy taffy… William Howard Taft…” and it’s a joke to this day

03.03.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need this so bad actually

03.03.2026 03:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t wait to play Danielle Chesky mode where you get double points for the wrong call

03.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

02.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 8348 πŸ” 697 πŸ’¬ 381 πŸ“Œ 101
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Good morning, it's a brand new month

01.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0