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Abolitionist in theory, incrementalist in practice. Here because I needed a place to keep track of the social unraveling and for silly nonsense (which I need because I paid attention to social unraveling). He/him

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07.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully while the cameras are rolling

You know, for posterity

07.03.2026 00:55 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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😭🀣

06.03.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But also, worth noting that (a) primary polling is rarely super strong and (b) a single poll or even two polls from the same pollster aren't as reliable as an aggregate of multiple polls, which isn't feasible when you don't have a ton of polling done.

07.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was this poll: scholars.unh.edu/cgi/viewcont...

07.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That looks a lot better than the 20 point deficit she had like a month ago.

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thread. Platner is not the guy. Not even close. Beware.

06.03.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

I am getting very tired of people blaming β€œprivate equity” for changing consumer behavior.

Private equity didn’t degrade the quality of the clothes you buy, ultra fast fashion and online shopping where you sort by low price, then buy clothes without ever actually touching them did that.

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 55 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 12
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 10023 πŸ” 1854 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 119

you say aura farmer i say karmanaut

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

anthropic: I have made AI

tech nerds: you fucked up a perfectly good computer is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

06.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 2338 πŸ” 343 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 9

Stalin finally died 73 years ago yesterday. It’s a great time to watch this pitch perfect dark comedy if you’ve never seen it.

06.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

06.03.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 3365 πŸ” 561 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 52

Do they provide the dinosaurs or do you have to bring your own

06.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We did it.

We finally achieved Full Fractal Douche. The longer you stare the more douchiness you find.

Good job everyone and may God have mercy on our souls

06.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I too remember the earlier, woke wars. tons of spent microaggression munitions strewn about everywhere, friends crying out for God as they were slowly cancelled...look, if you weren't there, you'll never understand

06.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 2894 πŸ” 429 πŸ’¬ 110 πŸ“Œ 44

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29540 πŸ” 4004 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 161

Goodbye and good riddance.

But don’t take the bait. Firing Noem alone won’t halt Trump’s campaign of terror.

The atrocities happening by ICE behind the walls of detention facilities and in broad daylight have proven that ICE cannot be reformed.

Abolish ICE NOW.

05.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1113 πŸ” 265 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 11

"God is in His Heaven, all is right with the World" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey revisionist tbh

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

If you're looking to find cake on Bluesky boy do I have news for you

05.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 385 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 2

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

04.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 427 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

fwiw I don't know what's really in Graham Platner's heart, that side of his chest hasn't come up as much

04.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 459 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

Again, I know it’s disingenuous but at least some of the time it needs to be said that this is bullshit. So I’m saying it. This is bullshit. From the rooter to the rooter.

04.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 1

...why are we skipping the 48th through 52nd presidents, should I worry

04.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 300 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
Call your senators. Text No War to 30403 to be connected. Urgent Action. The Senate will soon vote on whether to block Trump from waging war in Iran. Tell them to vote YES to block Trump's illegal military actions.

Call your senators. Text No War to 30403 to be connected. Urgent Action. The Senate will soon vote on whether to block Trump from waging war in Iran. Tell them to vote YES to block Trump's illegal military actions.

Urgent action: Text NO WAR to 30403.

The Senate is voting today whether to block Trump's illegal military action in Iran. Call your Senator and tell them to vote YES. See script in thread.

04.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

A fun fact is that a hawk missile was used by the french to shoot down a tu-22 in Libya in 1987, marking the world's only known instance of hawk/tu AA

(this was stolen from elsewhere)

04.03.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

WHO & PAHO congratulated Chile for becoming the 1st country in the Americas – and 2nd globally – to be officially verified as having eliminated leprosy disease.

It recognized >3 decades of sustained public health action, robust surveillance, long-term political commitment, and robust health system

04.03.2026 15:38 πŸ‘ 537 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 5

I know it's a lost cause but I wish folks who so quickly dismiss people of faith as most causes would consider what that says about them given how many of New Atheism's big names are honestly terrible people.

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