Jarlic

I'm ready for Switzerland to come out with Toblertwo

sparse bean salad

“There was an issue!”

No one enjoys your fugly salads you dumb idiot

1% MF dairy tastes like sadness

Stéphane…

salad user

Amen

From a reddit feed called Lettuce Gang… A picture of a curly green lettuce head with the caption: Eat this!

It’s such a weird angle I get it

Lt. Worf from Start Trek: The Next Generation has fallen flat on his face on the bridge.

so tired

I found a new salad I love which means I need to eat it every single day until the thought of that salad makes me want to vomit.

I give it about 50 days.

Awwwww

lavender blue chicory flower. the petals have serrated tips.

you guys the chicory are blooming

I've got two moods

Horny 🥵 Salad 🥗

Post someone who looks good in a dress...

A red Corolla AE92 and a yellow 3G Prelude on the roof of a parking deck at sunset

ketchup/mustard

digital (2021)

When no one onion, I know the French Onion

Congratulations! You won.

The only way to put fruit in a salad is ONE AT A TIME 😤 #bb27

Shopping for seeds as a form of therapy.

I found the source

the animals are leaving

A cat riding a scooter with "zoomies" written on the board part. "JUST POOPED"

now we're talkin

found this pic of me from 2013, in peak form

“Some people will die” ok now wait, I have an idea

Pine island Chahoua geckos on a stick

Make babies you idiots

Whats stopping me from adding Kalamata olives to this?

Heh, heh 😎

…I do not have any olives

Photo of a few square inches of tree trunk. Growing on the tree trunk are several grey lichens (growing flat on tree), a lichen that looks like a bunch of tiny egg yolks, and a bright red fungus that looks like a half dozen or so round/oval red blobs.

A few square inches of tree trunk. At least 4 species of lichens (Parmelia, two Physcia species and Caloplaca) plus Red Tree Brain Fungus. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends.