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Brandon Stahl

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Legal investigator || Former print and broadcast investigative journalist || Minnesotan || Peabody winner || #SNL || #SKOL || Occasional Shitposter || Personal account. Views my own, except when stolen from smarter people than me

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Fuck yes.

30.06.2025 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I detest the Supreme Court decision, but let’s blame this one on the voters who chose Trump over Hillary Clinton.

18.06.2025 23:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

a source tells me that john a hoffman and his wife yvette are "miraculously" expected to survive their injuries after being shot multiple times. their child was home and was shielded by her mom so is uninjured but traumatized

a bullet reportedly missed hoffman's heart by "millimeters"

14.06.2025 13:26 πŸ‘ 378 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 11
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Brooklyn Park police searching for suspect in β€˜multiple targeted shootings’ Gov. Tim Walz said there were targeted shootings in both Brooklyn Park and Champlin on Saturday.

This story on the shootings in Brooklyn Park and Champlin is outside the paywall. Our reporters are working to confirm details as quickly as possible.

www.startribune.com/brooklyn-par...

14.06.2025 13:15 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 113 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 11

The lesson, as always β€”
never tweet.

12.06.2025 00:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The lesson, as always: never tweet.

You can post on Threads and Bluesky though. No one reads that shit.

10.06.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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But that’s not at all the podcast description.

I think they couldn’t think up a better play on words.

09.06.2025 23:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve got questions about the name of this podcast. Is it saying Diddy is innocent β€” or that he’s a bad rapper? Both?

This is the best they could have come up with?

09.06.2025 23:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had Terry Moran tweeted something like, β€œStephen Miller is trying to better his country, yet hateful democrats stand in his way”

* MAGA would praise him for being a journalist willing to tell the truth.
* Democrats would call for his job, saying he was yet another example of biased reporting.

09.06.2025 20:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

During the 2020 protests in Minneapolis, the cops were told that if a rock or canister was thrown at them, they could fire back at the general direction. It didn’t matter who got hit.

Those launchers are also incredibly inaccurate.

09.06.2025 02:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t have to pick a side on this, other than β€œthis fucking rules.”

06.06.2025 20:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why? It appears they are bringing him back to face unsealed criminal charges.

06.06.2025 19:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not chicken. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m chicken.

28.05.2025 23:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A likely story!

26.05.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn, my former editor unfollowed me!

26.05.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No analysis of how/why the right wing has embraced Christian nationalism? No interview with the hosts or the attendees about the bait and switch?

26.05.2025 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
people dot com headline: β€œTori Spelling Burned After Falling on Hibachi Grill at Benihana”

people dot com headline: β€œTori Spelling Burned After Falling on Hibachi Grill at Benihana”

if you get to write a headline like this i bet you briefly see god

26.05.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 558 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11

I know right?!

26.05.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@catconlan.bsky.social yeah, I’m gonna need you to break down the latest column.

25.05.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it ALT: a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it

Was doing yard work today, did this and definitely made that groan.

25.05.2025 00:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Never, ever want to hear again about Anthony Edwards being the face of the NBA.

23.05.2025 02:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him ALT: darth vader is standing in a dark room with the letter n behind him
19.05.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So far an absolute dud of an SNL season finale.

18.05.2025 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fake af

18.05.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

1) James Comey is incredibly stupid who made an incredibly stupid post.

2) We do not need to be stupid and make up stupid excuses for his stupidity.

3) People calling for him to be investigated and jailed are just atomically stupid.

18.05.2025 01:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ghouls. All of them.

16.05.2025 02:52 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going from Minneapolis on 394 to 94 to St. Paul is the worst.

And I’m a bit surprised local news outlet has not done a story about how it might affect state fair attendance.

15.05.2025 13:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump has integrity?

15.05.2025 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He is right.

14.05.2025 01:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The story says aides discussed whether he’d need a wheelchair if re-elected.

13.05.2025 12:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0