clover d. puff has the brainrot

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

A stylized painting of someone masturbating, but with multiple fake pop-ups blocking parts of their body. The popups read: "Sorry, this content is not approved for viewing." "Please prove to your holy governing body that you are a law-abiding citizen of legal age to continue thirdpartyIDverification.trustusbro.org" and "Reasons for restriction: Lack of artistic merit, obscene content, depiction of gross indulgence, not christian". To the side, there is a cursor with ?! beside it in a speech bubble.

trust us bro
#myart #nudity #censorship

Screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: “Keep going,” Alhaitham says. “Keep going?” Kaveh stares incredulously at Alhaitham’s reflection, which glares flatly back at him. “It’s already a miracle I didn’t come the first time you orgasmed! How much longer do you expect me to hold out?” “You can come. I’m not stopping you.” “Oh, really? And if I spill inside you right this second, then how exactly will I ‘keep going’ like you’ve demanded?”

Second screenshot of an excerpt from a work-in-progress fanfic. The text reads: “You have two hands. Use them.” “Wh—” Kaveh’s mouth falls open. “You—your solution to my refractory period is for me to fuck you with my fingers for twenty minutes, until I’m ready to go again?!” Alhaitham responds with an arch of his eyebrows.

Still working on that corset fic 🫡 I doubt I'll finish it in time for Kaveh's birthday, but I think I'll get it done this month. (And then I'll go back to taking my writing break. Oops.)

🔞🔞🔞 haikavetham

my goodness, the OGs....

okay but drop a link

⭐️𝓖𝒾𝓿ℯ𝓪𝓌𝓪𝓎⭐️
I know lots of you love 🌱🏛 so to thank you for your support I've decided to give away the KFC collab merch pack to one of you❤️

⭐️To participate
- Be a follower and RT
- Double your chances if you comment on what you like most about my account~

TYSM!❤️ #haikaveh

HEY I'M IN DIS

Broken Chains | PDF to Flipbook Created with the Heyzine flipbook maker

It's here! Broken Chains: A Garlean Ephemera Zine is now available for FREE to read at the link below. Read about the rise, fall, and recovery of FFXIV's most infamous empire through the eyes of its people. heyzine.com/flip-book/22... #ffzines #fanzines #garlemald

clover spotlight

Hilarious snippets from our magitek IT Department's support tickets are coming from @moepuff.bsky.social!

hehehe das me

Posted up at a local bar for a sammy and a beer while I file my story about today's protests. but here's a story y'all might appreciate.
While I was there I saw and older gentleman with this sign.

Get more from Clover D. Puff on Patreon Writing Fanfiction and Original Work

This fic will update monthly, but you can read the next two chapters RIGHT NOW on my patreon for 5$ and up tiers! You will also get each new chapter early as I write them and can participate in fun polls that I definitely get to in a timely fashion!

patreon.com/cloverwrites

archiveofourown.org/works/663351...

Feline Persuasion Or How To Socialize a Feral Architect and Not Fall In Love Haikaveh + Modern Hybrid AU + E-Rated By Moepuff

Chapter 1 Summary: Al-Haitham has long held the belief that one should make all of life's decisions with clarity and conviction, because regret is one of the most pointless wastes of time he's ever had the misfortune to encounter. He holds himself to this standard and expects very few people to meet it—after all, he's long been aware his point of view is unique, and that most people lack the confidence in their own goals to have that sort of clarity in the first place.

#cloverwrites #haikaveh #haikavehnsfw modern au but make it catboys -- Feline Persuasion Ch. 1 is LIVE! 🔗⬇️

What Makes Life Divine By Moepuff Haikaveh + Regency AU + SFW + 2.2k

#cloverwrites #haikaveh Regency AU Fluff - What Makes Life Divine ft. KFC collab outfits archiveofourown.org/works/661337...

What Makes Life Divine By Moepuff Haikaveh + Regency AU + SFW + 2.2k

#cloverwrites #haikaveh Regency AU Fluff - What Makes Life Divine ft. KFC collab outfits archiveofourown.org/works/661337...

Writer Preview: Clover: "After the ringing had stopped and Kaveh had retreated to the forest again, the fox clans all convened together with their elders to discuss what had happened, and came to the same conclusion: that Kaveh must be a fox, because he is far too kind, far too brave, and smells far too pleasing to really be a human, even if he is gangly, badly-proportioned and terribly loud. Which brought them all to the second and more important topic of the meeting; Kaveh is absolutely terrible at being a fox."

I got to write about the Desert Foxes showing Kaveh their very...special brand of gratitude for @heart-teyvat.bsky.social ! 🤭It's a very fun piece,and I'm really excited for y'all to read it!

Preorders are open now, go get your copy today! heartteyvat.bigcartel.com/products

💖 PREORDERS OPEN! 🐾

Please. Visit the website on your screen or in the thread below to ensure all the animals of Teyvat can get their heads patted. It is CRUCIAL that we act with urgency, as preorders will be closing June 15th at 12:01 AM.

#genshinimpact

a man in a red armor and helmet is holding a sword in a video game . ALT: a man in a red armor and helmet is holding a sword in a video game .

snoot...booped.

it is in fact "nap on the computerbox" o'clock

a calico cat lays on top of a PC tower, tucked under herself to resemble a fat fuzzy slug instead of a creature with limbs. She looks sleepily directly into the camera, enhancing the effect. Several stickers are on the PC, reading "Now that's what I call ADHD", "I Heart Old Woman Yuri", "I Heart Old Man Yaoi", "No Eye Contact Gang", and a depiction of a fat snake in a cowboy hat reading "Scree-haw".

tsuchinoko...real.

“Guoba! Get them!”

I had made this little guy months ago and completely forgot to post him! I’m real happy how he turned out.

#genshin #genshinimpact #guoba

A backpack that can be transformed into a bag. It has G'raha Tia's shirt design embroidered on the front with gold hardware of the Meteor icon.

A backpack that can be transformed into a bag. It has G'raha Tia's shirt design embroidered on the front with gold hardware of the Meteor icon. This image is the model wearing it in bag mode.

A backpack that can be transformed into a bag. It has G'raha Tia's shirt design embroidered on the front with gold hardware of the Meteor icon.

A backpack that can be transformed into a bag. It has G'raha Tia's shirt design embroidered on the front with gold hardware of the Meteor icon. This image is the model wearing it in backpack mode

[Giveaway] My last follower giveaway from my inventory clean out!! I have ONE G'raha backpack bag left *O* !!

💎 Repost this
💎 Must be following

I'll pick the lucky winner Apr 12th!

Thank you and good luck !! #FFXIV #FF14

oh gosh squeaky no 😱

Victim complex

Screenshot of the front cover of the digital zine "DIY web archiving", which has large-sized text stating: "Things disappear from the internet. Care about stuff on the web? You need to act to archive it. Anyone can do it—this zine shows you how."

#ICYMI folks w/deep experience re:crisis web archiving (@sucho-org.bsky.social)+building tools for it (@webrecorder.net) made a free zine teaching how anyone can archive the things you love on the web before they go away: zinebakery.com/homemade-zin... & why you shouldn't expect others will do so

The image is a four panel comic. Panel one shows a person saying "Don't worry about taking too long on my commission! I'm patient and I know you have a life outside work." Panel two shows another person, presumably the artist, walking into frame with tears in their eyes. They whimper out "Th-Th.." Panel three shows the artist putting their hand on the other person, saying "Thank...Th-" Panel four shows the other person awkwardly hugging the crying artist now, hesitantly saying " Uh...T-There there..."

Just checked something, and what.
Not only does Apple charge Patrons EXTRA, but transactions take 75 days after purchase to become available for withdrawal?

Anyway, support creators through web browser, NOT app.

Jesus.