Emberlyn 🔥 BOS 3/21-23 & PWM 3/24-26

Thank god it’s actually just the cord — this one is removable so I will be able to get just that… at least I hope. The vibrator is fine so I hope I can get just the cord, omg 🥲

We’ve had a casualty 🪦

Site is updated to current - I may get back to a couple emails tonight but the rest will be tomorrow! 😊💓

It feels like the 90s and 2000s again the way that all these celebs and models are all crack-skinny from ozempic, and/or they’re all on drugs and getting DUIs again 🤗

Crazy second wind for everyone tbh. 😅

I’m genuinely wondering if they somehow just got locked out.

Maybe they’re under investigation and we don’t know.

There’s like a million reasons it could be and I honestly think about it a lot.

Touring isn’t spontaneous magic.
Ads are paid.
- Deposits are refunded when plans change.
- Sometimes travel money is gone/lost.
- So when everyone waits for last-minute bookings… the trip simply doesn’t happen.

They charge providers I think it’s $400/month. There’s no way they have money issues unless they’re extremely stupid. I didn’t think they had a huge team or anything.

Ooo yay 😍 I love to hear it 🥰

Oh yeah, it’s a dead website 😅

I’m genuinely surprised more people don’t know. I do use it once in awhile but I think it’s pretty html.

“I blur my face because of the panopticon, not because I’m secretly ugly” yes! 🙌🏻

Being a woman is a lot of work.

Being a smart woman is actually more work.

Being a smart and fearless woman is punished, but worth it. 😉

30 likes and I'll make a Duos page on my website ~

**and inquire if you'd like to offer duos in Minneapolis, or any of my upcoming tour locations and/or via FMTY! 💓😍

Happy International Women’s Day!

“Every woman's success should be an inspiration to another. We're strongest when we cheer each other on."

- Serena Williams

I got one earlier from someone I have no prior Cashapp history with.

Thanks to whoever this was. 😝💕😍

I love it, lately most of my bookings are deposited and on my schedule within 4-6 emails and it's so impressive. 👏🏻

Short, quick, to the point, makes things a lot easier for me.

I am a character in person, but emails really, REALLY stress me out so I try to get them done nimbly so I don't cry. 😂

CLIENT POLL:

1) Where are you from? (around the world)

2) What is your favorite ad site to search for a new fsswer or sensual masseuse?

SWERS:

Repost for views, and so you can look back for tour research 🧐🤓

New Tryst.link - Find a companion for that intimate rendezvous you've been dreaming about on the fastest growing independent escort directory.

They have a suggestions; whenever you guys think of useful things, add a suggestion: app.tryst.link/support/new

I once insighted a bunch of us to suggest bluesky be put on there, and it was up within days. So they def pay attention and that would be a super useful feature!!

omg good to hear !! I put it on my wishlist bc it is a million dollars for a dang brush but i heard they're amazing so I'm very excited about this gift!! 😍💓

Airpods are through Amazon, so that should be pretty quick. 😊

I had to legit HUNT DOWN that hairbrush!!

The one I wanted is out of stock almost everywhere! But it should be here in 4-8 business days! 😌 The airpods get sent by whichever Throne store, so I'm not sure what the date is on those but yaaaay.

New and useful things! Thank you!!!!

Legit about to cry with gratitude about the exciting gifts that feel endless.

I get a new set of AirPods bc I left mine in the DR, and a freakin Mason Pearson brush 🥹😭🥰

THANK YOU 😚😇 I’m so excited! 😍

For those who enjoy spoiling with intention — my wishlist is here. Thank you for every thoughtful gesture. 🤍
https://throne.com/emberlynslade https://throne.com/emberlynslade/wishlist

Goodnight 😬

I have a question; maybe it’s cynical and weird.

But why do the wealthy people eat poor people?

Wouldn’t it make more energetic sense to eat other wealthy people? 🤔

Sorry to be weird but 🤷🏻‍♀️

Someone send me this earlier on my Throne, should I taste it all on my Instagram when it arrives!? 👅

Thanks for the kitty snacks !

I need some new king sized pillows for my bed, I feel like this is always a hard thing to purchase — does anyone have recommendations?

This is the perfect preworkout, what do you mean!? 🫣😂

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Please hoe-jesus, I pray 🙏🏻

For two longer bookings on this tour so I can get it goingggggg with the fancy Bnb for pics! 📸

Amen. 😌🍑

I have only 9H left up for grabs this coming week at home in Minneapolis!

21H left in Boston
5.5H left in Portland

👀

Spring has sprung 😜