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@lippyjimmy

I've battled cancer twice now, but I'm still alive. I pray to live long enough to see a Democrat in the White House in 2028. I refer to the current resident evil as "Orange Menace" to avoid bad language.

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06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can hear Trump on Fox News tonight:

β€œEveryone says it’s actually the best negative jobs number anyone’s ever seen.”

06.03.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem ➜ Markwayne Mullin at DHS.
It’s like replacing your plumber with a guy who once watched a YouTube video about pipes.

06.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I can't believe this shit"

How many times is that said here every day?

06.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't normally revel in other people's misery, except when it comes to MAGA, of course. Bye Kristi. I'll miss your Barbie cosplaying commercials

05.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi's puppy gets the last laugh.

05.03.2026 19:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Affordability is a Democrat hoax.

05.03.2026 19:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First thing Markywayne will do is butch up the title. "Secretary" is too feminine for him.

05.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well, at least Marky Mark is an ACTUAL tough guy

05.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When they typed his name on the birth certificate, they forgot to hit the space bar between names. Also, he's a rock head imbecile.

05.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's the perfect stooge. He can't tell you what he's part of or what plans he was crafting. He has to check on that.

05.03.2026 18:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi goes bye bye.

05.03.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@docmurphydog.bsky.social Thanks for adding me to that list. I appreciate it

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem out.

05.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎼🎡🎢Bye bye Kristi
Bye bye Kristi
Bye bye Kristiiiiii
We're glad to see you go🎢🎡

But now we get Markwayne, named because Mom forgot to put a space between the "k" and "w"

05.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Our president, ladies and gentlemen, dazed and confused as always.

05.03.2026 07:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
US MARINE attacked by MAGA SENATOR
US MARINE attacked by MAGA SENATOR YouTube video by Tony Dortie

This is a goddam disgrace!!!

youtube.com/shorts/0Mxnh...

05.03.2026 07:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Guess not

#Iran #IranNuclear

05.03.2026 05:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember how furiously The Chairman of Alternative Facts and his sidekick Colonel Mustard defended their narrative that Iran's nuclear bomb capabilities had been "obliterated". You guys remember that, right?

04.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The national average price of a gallon of gas was just announced. $3.20 per gallon. Math check: is that less than $2.00 per gallon?

04.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In past U.S. military campaigns I could usually identify the goal being presented to the public.
This time I genuinely can’t. It feels chaotic and reactive.

Is that just me, or are others feeling that too?

04.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œHey Boss, hey Boss, can I call it EPIC FURY?”

04.03.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Epstein β€˜Walk of Shame’ appears blocks from the White House
Epstein β€˜Walk of Shame’ appears blocks from the White House YouTube video by CNN

You’re not gonna believe this
youtube.com/shorts/juwSU...

04.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny's halftime show set a record. 4.157 billion views in the first 24 hours. Now, how'd Kid Rock do?

03.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0