"Human writing often includes some clunky phrases, like this passage from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian, caused by the author's aversion to punctuation: 'As well ask men what they think of stone.'"
This is the stupidest g.d. thing I have read all day.
10.03.2026 03:05
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Well, working the garden center of my store is fresh. No experience there.
Member βI have a blueberry bush for the last ten years I only got three berries out of it!β
Me ββ¦Maybe it needs a raspberry bush friend?β
09.03.2026 21:33
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The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.
The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.
08.03.2026 01:24
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Irony rolls its eyes as it rolls over in its grave.
07.03.2026 03:06
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07.03.2026 03:16
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Tim Kaine, Virginia will F U up if you vote unlimited money to help Trump and Hegseth try to tip off the biblical Armageddon. You know they have no plan but casualties, you will get primaried. Remember: no money, the troops come home, Iran is still stuck in Iran without a boat or a plane to visit.
05.03.2026 05:10
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Here we go again, America. We have to give a President another blank check and give him as much as he wants to shoot unlimited $20 million interceptors at $20,000 drones and if we donβt we are unpatriotic so pay up.
05.03.2026 01:28
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The full article from the accounts of the MRFF. Sounds like a rogue officer in a Stephen King novel, not the actual chain of command. So many institutions are going to need thousands purged to undo the damage the GOP has done to us all.
04.03.2026 05:32
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DUDE John Carter is from MARS you're never gonna win a name recognition battle of the bands, hoss. What's better Texas: alien puntang or a truck scubby?? Aww, wait a minute, maybe I see your point...
04.03.2026 04:00
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Wow. It's not even an Epstein cover up, guys, it's a literal lead pipe huffing call to Biblical Armageddon through mass casualties on Earth at the highest levels of the Pentagon. Has anyone looked into Project 2025 running Q-Anon because it seems every accusation against Dems is a GOP confession...
04.03.2026 03:50
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America's first clock, but the fact that it was entirely wood too helps prove the genius. (Sorry an age of sail nautical nerd had to chip in on the history of clocks)
04.03.2026 03:46
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Given the MAGA types are banning math and science in public life right now, looks like your grandma misunderstood the Great Caucasian God.
03.03.2026 08:39
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Don't suppose you'd care to expand on that? (Can't find "sopping wet" on urban dictionary)
03.03.2026 05:02
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the joker is wearing a purple jacket and a black shirt
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They're still out there licking boots. So weird that even a couple dozen Nazis made it this far in the story. The fact that many state they're not American in the comments make me think we have a few paid actors trolling while getting their culture time in. I think most of the Inn fans are like:
03.03.2026 04:58
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REMEMBER BEAR
03.03.2026 04:49
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VA Governor asked, "What are you trailer park idiots at CPB doing?! How can I find a way for the Democrats to lose on this issue if you keep scoring on yourselves?!"
CPB has replied, "I know you are but what am I?"
POTUS placing all COSTCO members on domestic terrorism list posting: "I hate COSTCO."
03.03.2026 04:48
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a close up of a dog standing in front of a window looking out .
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They have also released a video of Bear's "escape" that seems to be recycled footage from warehouse members of Bear attempting to flee the COSTCO BEFORE his arrest earlier today.
03.03.2026 04:42
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The CPB office has refuted claims of excessive force stating, "Do you want women meeting bears in the woods instead of MAGA men?! Why don't you support law enforcement?!"
03.03.2026 04:40
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The Bear controversy has reached a chilling conclusion as the CPB office announced itβs agents lethally shot Bear during an escape attempt. Warehouse member photos show Bearβs lifeless body with only one arm free from restraint. They report 30 to 40 shots fired by federal agents at the scene.
03.03.2026 04:36
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a close up of a dog standing in front of a window looking out .
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Wittiness photos seem to provide another conflicting narrative: it seems Bear may have been fleeing the scene rather than resisting Loudoun Sheriffβs deputies.
03.03.2026 02:12
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a black and white teddy bear with a red and blue glow in the background
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DHS has released several photos of the incident, and seems to have coordinated a full blackout in the oligarch run media on the Leesburg bear abuse story. Office of VA Gov Spanberger has already released a statement on X to be cautious of deep fakes from the federal government
03.03.2026 02:06
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Bear captured at COSTCO after causing a disturbance at the warehouse. Loudoun Sheriffβs Office used unusual full body restraint methods that have Leesburg residents asking questions. DHS has already labeled Bear a domestic terrorist. Bear isnβt sapient, and seems incapable of terrorism.
02.03.2026 23:33
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I know this isn't really funny, but...
28.02.2026 19:06
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Worse than political theatre: it's bush league political theatre with lead poisoning in the cast. Hillary has handled BS like this a hundred times longer than any off the idiots in the room. Damn we missed a ruthless gem with her.
26.02.2026 22:50
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Yeah I think the Temboragh tribe called their place something like Goblin Home before Rags named her base in the High Passes Goblin Home, and I hate to do this to you, but seperate those from the Goblin Lands in the Unseen Empire and the Goblin Island... Goblins' naming sense is a weakness...
25.02.2026 08:13
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In that case you havenβt seen it all yet: Pirate trying for dystopia will be an experience for you. Relationships arenβt a focus of TWI but I assure you thereβs something for everyone as time goes on.
25.02.2026 05:20
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