69 while riding in the “vomit comet”
14.11.2023 02:05
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69 while riding in the “vomit comet”
69 standing up or standing on your head
Israel also now reporting that Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and the IDF saw one of the babies and the baby looked at them.
The damage you could with that thing is almost 15 9/11s.
screenshot of an NYT OpEd headline from the warmongering liberal Thomas Friedman titled “Why a Gaza Invasion and ‘Once and for All’ Thinking Are Wrong for Israel”
The narrative is pivoting off of the current aerial bombardment and to the talk of the ground invasion, conveniently as hospitals have just been targeted. Also, if you can get this ding dong to cheer on your war…yikes!
Subjugation and dehumanization lead to only one result: defector.com/subjugation-...
That looks so damn good right now
I remember talking to an old scout about Tim Wakefield. The scout was famous for taking incredibly hyper-detailed notes on pitchers. After writing down "knuckleball 73 MPH" a dozen times in a row he throws down his radar gun and just writes "SAME SHIT EVERY PITCH BUT THEY AIN'T HITTIN IT"
Good thing they only pay the jets twice 🫣
Play some Myst and then kick back with a relaxing Encarta multimedia experience
Is that like your tapeworm or something?
The only bright side is it’s not a night game.
I just finished raking up this pile of girls and you had to go jump in it 🙄. Never gonna finish my chores this way.
the NYPD crime roomba
A dalek opened up to reveal the mutant inside
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I appreciate the background level of horniness here. I really do.
I knew i was forgetting something.
A tweet about sex acts and stream decks already got me reading wikipedia this fine morning like a nerd en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countab...
An ad from the other site for apparently a ChatGPT powered legal bot to “suggest language for your contracts and legal documents.” There at least a cute judge and robot emoji.
This is fine. 😬
Offering $420 for 69%
LETO ATREIDES: (gesturing to a Calvin Peeing sticker) When one loves, one gives freely and receives the same. The boy gives his water so that the Ford Company may thrive. For generations these values have held true.
PAUL ATREIDES: Water may be given and received through love... freely...
That sounds great 😊
Screen capture of a presentation from some local crackpots about how apparently the UN is secretly influencing Vermont schools!?
Just checking in on the local whackadoos…
Black and white photo in which a black cat looms large in the foreground and seems to be walking directly behind a much smaller man in the middleground.
When I talk to comic book artists I always emphasize the importance of clearly separating their planes of depth. This rule is only for comics and does not apply to Turkish photographer Sami Uçan.
oh hell yes
Screen grab from the simpsons with that teen that was on the couch hitting Bart’s babysitter and saying “hey baby, my shirts chafing me. Mind if i take it off?” But instead of shirt he’s now saying “mystery” Bart looks both sad and destroyed standing in the background. Poor Bart.
The taker is forgiven in time, but the badness of the take is eternal. It’s permanently woven into the fabric of the universe.
Transgender flag
Reskeet to spread the trans agenda
Doctoring the ⚾️. Respect.