Craig Moore (@shoseki) — bluesky.baby

* its'

15.03.2025 00:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I've been reliably informed that if you put a cybertruck on it's back, it dies.

No reason.

15.03.2025 00:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

It's not for bathing

15.03.2025 00:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sad news today as we announce that the last good person has died.

Have at it I guess.

01.03.2025 17:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There's no way you are a real boat. For one, boats do not have phones for typing.

Also they are made of metal.

01.03.2025 17:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crazy to think some people are already on their second cat.

01.03.2025 17:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are a lot of open source projects on github and gitlab. I wonder how many of them are just abandoned, builds failing etc.

50% ? 80%? 99% ?

01.03.2025 01:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Me : My donuts are the best
Everyone : God, stop glazing your donuts

26.02.2025 17:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

These popes keep dying, serves them right for taking the shinigami eyes deal

25.02.2025 16:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A British vampire who runs a store where you have to order from a catalogue.

Argosferatu

23.02.2025 18:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once you pope you can't stope

23.02.2025 17:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then some people clearly see more beauty than others.

Bunch of beauty seeing bastards, some of us are out here and it's all very ugly indeed.

Thank god for mirrors right

23.02.2025 17:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oeuf

22.02.2025 03:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idea for a story, a CEO who is also a Vampire.

Boss Feratu

21.02.2025 18:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lover of the Russian Queen!

21.02.2025 15:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That's what they *want* you to think!

Or do they?

(I don't even know any more)

19.02.2025 09:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like back in the day a common practice was to seed bullshit then after a short while, reveal it and shame those who believed it.

Do we not do that any more?

19.02.2025 07:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All those caprine arboriculture lessons are starting to bear fruit.

17.02.2025 19:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do not even *flirt* with the goats

17.02.2025 19:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They've completely cancelled ride at the magical kingdom.

17.02.2025 12:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Goofy hasn't been the same since 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

17.02.2025 08:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What about a new Improv show that is entirely silent.

Thinking of calling it "Whose Mime Is It Anyway?"

16.02.2025 06:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Peace of mind

15.02.2025 19:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How lazy are you

15.02.2025 16:29 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Its called a "penis", you're not at Lumon now

15.02.2025 04:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Its Albert Einsteins all the way down

13.02.2025 17:40 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And the name of the guy who took him outside?

Albert Einstein

13.02.2025 16:27 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spotify suspensions, Kotlin and more - freelancers meet up 5th February 2025 - Brighton Farm On the 5th of February, eleven freelancers met in the Lord Nelson pub to talk all things tech and self employment. Welcome to Joan, who came along for the first time. This is some of what we talked ab...

This Wednesday our freelancers meet up is in the Lord Nelson pub, Brighton, 8pm-11pm. Freelance or want to be? Come along! We're very friendly and can answer all your questions.

Last week: www.brightonfarm.com/2025/meeting...

Map: maps.app.goo.gl/cvx8bVp8Aj6C...

11.02.2025 11:29 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Wait until you watch Tommy Boy

11.02.2025 08:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Irrationality anywhere is a threat to knowledge everywhere.

07.02.2025 03:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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