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Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him

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@seananmcguire.bsky.social
Looking forward to Butterfly Effects tomorrow. Happy New Book Day and thank you for all your hard work.

10.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From your mouth to God's Trigger Man

10.03.2026 04:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking at a 11" shrinkflated pizza a day after noticing my new deodorant gel has also been shrunk by an inch.

09.03.2026 22:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

G vs E later retitled Good bs Evil on USA Network 1999.

Too damn clever for its time.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_vs_E

09.03.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me

09.03.2026 21:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@lifeisterrible.bsky.social
Yes

09.03.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting ready to go outside and do that right now

09.03.2026 16:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just moved my bedroom to another room and realized I have too many socks going every which way that need to sorted and discarded. Thinking about it, this is what popped into my head:

Listen all y'all, it's sock triage!

08.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just moved my bedroom to another room and realized I have too many socks going every which way that need to sorted and discarded. Thinking about it, this is what popped into my head:

Listen all y'all, it's sock triage!

08.03.2026 21:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dolly Barkton stole an extra hour on top of that and now I'm up.

08.03.2026 10:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A 100,000 seat stadium between now and June.

Mmmhmmm..riiiight.

07.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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hey look a fun history lesson!

06.03.2026 04:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 14880 ๐Ÿ” 5061 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 124 ๐Ÿ“Œ 66

Hail!

06.03.2026 17:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno that may be positive reenforcement so they'll get horny when they hear it out in the world.

06.03.2026 15:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno,maybe they do what I do when I'm stuck at a table where people pray. Think profanities. Maybe some are praying he'll die.

06.03.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's no way to speak to someone who's been as generous as you!

05.03.2026 22:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All those qualifications make him a lock

05.03.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From your mouth to God's ice ball.

Hopefully with the castration first

05.03.2026 20:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever this "Envoy" thing is for Gnome it's not a promotion. She's being pulled out of any kind of decision-making chain and will hold as much power and credibility as Melania chairing a UN Security Council meeting.

The downside is she'll still have talking head and speaking engagement gigs

05.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Screech

05.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waiting for the schreech coming from back stage when she learns

05.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
21 | Four Alien Races and Royal Exorcisms
21 | Four Alien Races and Royal Exorcisms YouTube video by SpectreVision Radio

Speaking of UFOs and "The Phenomenon" I patronize Gods, Ghosts & UFOs, a delightful and extremely thoughtful show that while enthusiastically looking at all things Paranormal is really more about The meaning of Meaning. To say the hosts are charming AF doesn't do it justice.

I highly recommend it.

05.03.2026 15:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Later we took a Spiritual Class together. Met someone there who sprang for another class after that.

Once again, a class of 50 international people. One of them lives down the street from me whom I've never met. Another lives down the street from both my ex-wife and ex-GF.

05.03.2026 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I joined a UFO Patreon that holds monthly Zoom calls. 300 international patrons, 50 showed up on a Sunday afternoon. I was DMes by a woman in Austin. I live in St. Louis. She said I looked familiar. I used to work with her 35 years ago at the mall and were part of the same friend group. 1/2.

05.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I was 55, Ancestry revealed that I was an illegitimate child. My 1/2 sister's daughter contacted me on LinkedIn and I thought her pointed questions were a scam and went along with it to see where it would go.
A cousin asked the family at a wedding who I was and 1/2 sis said. Yeah, about that...

05.03.2026 15:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Return of the Living Dead (1985) - Send more Cops
Return of the Living Dead (1985) - Send more Cops YouTube video by Bugsy Power

youtu.be/y-lmSoS39_c?...

05.03.2026 15:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Last week I met my new partner's son and his boyfriend. Me and the BF (Ash, 24, named after Bruce Campbell's character), were geeking out over Defunctland and this video.

05.03.2026 11:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not a big account but I'm hella impressed

05.03.2026 01:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Apparently,from what I understand, you're incredibly competent. CONGRATULATIONS!

04.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pack of Albanese gummy bears

Pack of Albanese gummy bears

Albanese are fantastic

04.03.2026 05:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0