Wifi Burrito is going to be the name of my new psychedelic band
06.03.2026 23:41
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Wifi Burrito is going to be the name of my new psychedelic band
Yeah, not much room for a carrier task group to maneuver. This is a really dumb move.
ICE is going to be looking at charges in multiple states.
Boots says he's not going and you can't make him.
Shorter Shapiro: "I certainly hope the administration bought all those bombs we're dropping on sale."
Going to be interesting to see what happens when Iran attacks this task group with hundreds of drones. Not going to be a good day for our sailors.
Yeah, destroying the capacity to refine oil will have long-term upsides
Humanity had an okay run
Using a Dyson vacuum cleaner is probably a bit different than what you are used to. Here's how it works:
1. Vacuum for five minutes.
2. Spend an hour trying to figure out why the damned thing is clogged.
3. Give up and use a broom instead.
Truly a marvel in modern ergonomics.
Nothing your shirt hasn't already told is.
Oh dear. Really feeling badly for those private equity folks.
Fuck you
Sky hook was totally un-blockable. Might be the only shot in NBA history with that distinction.
Oil prices are what killed the Carter presidency. So there's that. But I am wondering if severe damage to the world's refining capacity might not turn out to be a blessing in disguise over the longer term if it forces everyone to switch to EV's.
Definitely an anachronism. Now, get back to the fields, you rotten children!
BREAKING: Economists don't know jack shit.
He has the charisma of a horked-up hairball and there is no way to massage this.
Is losing jobs bad? Because it sounds bad.
Gonna go down with all the Hitler-fluffing they did back in the '30's
Someone needs to photoshop dipshit in the Jimmy Carter cardigan
Prodigy account over here
It's a surefire way to make us stop talking about it
His trolling game really is top-shelf
I like this guy's game
I was doing independent expenditure for Dukakis when the Willie Horton ad dropped.
I hear Ayatollah Mâr-ko Rubiyo is already on the case
Narrator: There will be no ground invasion
Plausible explanation for the 11th-hour exit from the senate race
I hear Paul Bremer's dance card has an opening
