"Are your cats going to take care of you?"
No theyre more likely to eat my face and that's really okay with me. Let me feed my babies at the end of my days.
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"Are your cats going to take care of you?"
No theyre more likely to eat my face and that's really okay with me. Let me feed my babies at the end of my days.
How do people even use that to justify having kids? "You need someone who is going to inherit your assets" Assets? the unfinished tub of Vaseline I bought in 2020? Because with the way the world is going... Thats all Ill have left.
The constant "Whos gonna take care of you when you're old?" question. Look, Im not going to DIY a caregiver from scratch. Id rather outsource it to an adult whos trained in giving me my jello and my insulin shots.
Bricked Lard was one of my stripper names back in uni
MANAGEMENT IS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE YOUR FRIEND
One tip I was told as young initiate is that if you can't come up with good magical name, search your journals for a phrase that repeats frequently and use that. That's how I became "Frater I Hate Myself and Want to Die" for a while.
Cooking pro tip: dont let hot oil burn your nipple
Thank you for saying this, darling. It made me feel less sad ♥
hahah I dunno, bebe. But definitely going to be a bit more discerning who I give gifts to, from now on at least!
Being nice to people sometimees kinda hurts.
Jemmy, she said it so nonchalantly too hahaha like.. oh. I didnt quite know what to say, tbh. I wish she just didnt say anything
“Oh the dessert you made was too much so we threw it away.”
Soooo hmmm. Thats a gift that wont be happening again any time in my lifetime.
My right vagina lip has a papercut
I’m very upset, but I’ve got nothing of substance to contribute to the conversation on this platform. When you see me posting through it about random stuff, don’t confuse it for apathy.
This made me sad 🥺 as a baby bunny, Rainbow Brite and the star stealer movie was a fave in our house. We watched it over and over 💔
Technically, Ketchup CAN be a bookmark
Rorschach has been snarfing his food too fast so the poor boy spewed all his food, and Mochi and Mephisto keep trying to kill each other. Im a leeeeetle bit overwhelmed.
Gonna go live and check out Early access #Midnight! twitch.tv/kikibunny
I MEAN... ahahahah could be less stressful too. GC also was talking about going hiking to a waterfalls... I got stressed out thinking I might have to go pee and have to wipe with a leaf or something
A picture of all three of my cats on their new cat tree. On top is my black cat, Mephisto, under him is my tabby cat, Rorschach, and on the third floor (inside a little cavehouse) is my ragdoll, Mr. Mochi. They are all very cute
Id rather spend that much money on my cats tbh.
I saw a beautiful dress and I was like Oh my goodness thats gorgeous. Then the 3,000 US price tag convinced me that it is NOT that gorgeous 🥺😳
orange cat in a paper back with its head sticking out
low poly cat with an HD head
Staring contest… and GO
It would be awesome if #Ikea donated money to animal sanctuaries for the boost theyre getting because of Panchi.
As you browse Next Fest, please remember to check the store page to see if developers used GenAI in their work.
We should all be ignoring these titles to prove that continual use of this garbage will not earn them anything from us. WE have the ability to hurt their numbers on this platform.
@shanodin.bsky.social shannny, give angedelo a biggggg biggg hug from me and the rest of the bunny fam!!
Mama Bunny and I had a four hour chisme fest about nothing and everything and I really felt so much better after feeling super low since last week.
The men on #mafs make my vagina clamp itself shut.
