Ayla Zuraw-Friedland

This and an audiobook about the early history of New York City is actually fixing me

We are SO back baby!!! I accept email queries to azf [at] goldinlit dot com

fiction, memoir, essays, or narrative nonfiction: a query letter and the first 10-15 pages in the body of your email

all other serious nonfiction: query letter & if applicable, a full proposal as an attachment

No one believes in exposure therapy more than the lactose intolerant community

If any of you see me crossposting tweets no you didn’t actually babe don’t you trust me

At this point when I say “I can fix him” I mean like, in the veterinary sense of cutting off their balls to mitigate future suffering

Polyamory did not make me a better partner it just made me draw a diagram for the doctor at callen-lord to explain how I got chlamydia

Jade

It’s my birthday and I think boe jiden should d*e for my 31 years of sins

Ayyy we out here @goldinagency.bsky.social

Guess who talked their place of employment into making a Bluesky account!!! Follow us, and also individual colleagues @babedylan.bsky.social, @jwongbaxter.bsky.social, @rozfoster.bsky.social

Lmao of course I am the only one with a joke handle hahahaahha

I swear to god if none of the funny people are actually coming over to this website I will delete my entire phone and go full Luddite

Hey bitches I’m here // still closed to queries but watch this space

Because I incited violence against baby gronk :(

How am I supposed to keep up with the news now that I’m banned from twitter and can’t see Liza Minnelli outlived

What if one day you walked into therapy and your therapist was taking requests for topics of discussion from a crowd of your loved ones like the DJ of club DPT

Suspended :/

It’s giving “white cis gay dude who thinks everyone is obsessed with him and that James Baldwin would have topped them” like no sir you are not Giovanni or his room

I love to wear this shirt in bushwick because sure I get weird looks but also no men talk to me because it immediately establishes that I am funnier than them

Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals:

Ick discourse is stupid but also I’ve never had a sexual partner recover from wearing a non-baseball cap type hat in my presence so it’s not nothing yk?

We used to be a proper country or whatever

So close! This is a cafe 🧡

No but we should be

No more “small tasteful tattoos” only affronts to god and Anna wintour

Party

Moving this thread over here so I can practice having this be the place!!https://twitter.com/kaylasansk/status/1524373745778970624?s=46

Do u think robots are sad that they can’t identify a crosswalk

arising from my annual pride month bout with seasonal affective disorder ready to climb a mountain and embarrass god with how much of a problem I’m about to be for the rest of the summer is my politics