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Don’t make fun of renowned Dan Brown Renowned author Dan Brown woke up in his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million house – and immediately he felt angry. Most people would have thought that the 48-year-old man had no…

did someone mention renowned author dan brown?????

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oh yeah i’m almost positive she would have. unfortunately all i knew how to say was basically hello and thank you, and a few other random phrases. so i did say thank you afterward, even though she absolutely cooked my ass

when i taught in china, this is how i had to communicate with a lot of people. one time when i had to get tested for covid, i translated “please be gentle” to mandarin, showed it to the doctor, and then she JAMMED that swab up my nose lmao

i’m so fucking sad about this. fuck the hunt family

739 achievements on steam (median 11); 39 games played (median 4)

yeah i thought the same thing tbh. i didn’t think i played much at all this year, definitely not as much as i wanted to, but i guess some people really do just play CS or DOTA and that’s all they play

kinda can’t believe that was the final reveal of the night. just felt like a letdown to have the hype moment of the night be a class based shooter. imagine if divinity had gotten that slot!!

ball x pit was real good!!

I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

banger

cock flavored seasoning

i was looking for a stirfry sauce but alright

MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...

how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...

why did this make me wheeze out loud

St. Anger but it's actually good... St. [b]Anger - Full Album Stream YouTube video by Michael Shea Audio

idk if you’ve heard this, but somebody remastered or re-recorded or edited st anger, and this version is 10x better than the studio album. i think some of the songs actually were shortened in this version too. just wanted to spread the wealth

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me & my partner before chappell roan’s concert. she’s wearing a black top, a pink skirt, and a choker necklace, with a pink “hot to go” temporary tattoo on her arm. i’m wearing a pink mesh tank top, black shorts, a pink cowboy hat, and a silver chain necklace. we are serving

me & a friend holding “pink pony club” fans in front of a big pink sign that says “pink pony club”

closeup selfie of me & my partner at the show :)

amidst the horrors, chappell roan in KC was amazing. almost therapeutic to go to a show with 35,000 people where everyone felt safe and accepted. also look at us, we slayed

oh this WHIPS, nice work!!

and it was beautiful

we need @horsedisc.bsky.social to weigh in more often

It truly cannot be restated enough that earlier this year Trump pardoned everyone involved with J6, the largest event of political violence in the US in my lifetime. They have absolutely no credibility here and deserve to be confronted with this fact whenever they're in public.

China: (building high speed rails and massive cities that look like something from science fiction novels at a rapid pace)

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson: fuckin uhhh.. Trump was undercover when he was doing pedophilia. He was helping the FBI actually

on the one hand, i am bootylicious

on the other hand, i am flesh-eating bacterium

who’s to say

kansas city shall muster up our sloppiest, sauciest bbq ribs

ideally they should *stick*

this is so real. i was hybrid when i started at my current company, and it was so nice to be able to walk into my (admittedly cool/helpful) boss’s office to ask questions rather than like, ping her on teams or set up a call

i’m remote now and love it, but the hybrid start was perfect for me

A child holding a huge box of Eggos in a walk-in freezer.

"For the love of God, Montresor!"

i am deceased

meatball the pug asleep on a couch, he is laying on his side and is completely conked

moving day :)

trump should’ve been in handcuffs in jan 2021 and there is no way to quantify just how much human suffering will result from the disastrous decision to slow walk his prosecution or even avoid it altogether